# Best Rock & Roll Pseudonyms

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 24, 2011, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839 "2011-08-24T00:57:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/61 "2011-08-24T13:21:26Z")

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TAFKAP - For the win…

I can’t draw that frickin symbol, but that’s gotta be it.

Or Exene…

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/62 "2011-08-24T13:28:38Z")

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> [@ministryman](#):
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> TAFKAP - For the win…
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> I can’t draw that frickin symbol, but that’s gotta be it.

[Thank you!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14175369&postcount=13)

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/63 "2011-08-24T13:52:18Z")

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I always felt the greatest name in rock was **Lemmy Kilmister** from **Motorhead** , but alas, that’s mostly his real name.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/64 "2011-08-24T14:25:40Z")

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Mister Doctor  
McGanahan Skjellyfetti  
Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond  
Jane Drano

Members of Gong:  
Bloomdido Bad de Grass  
Dingo Virgin (a/k/a Bert Camembert)  
Hi T. Moonweed  
Shakti Yoni  
Bambaloni Yoni  
T. Being, Esq.

Worst rock & roll pseudonym:  
The Dude of Life

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/65 "2011-08-24T14:51:25Z")

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Mr. Mojo Risin’ (anagram of Jim Morrison)

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/66 "2011-08-24T15:33:17Z")

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“Prince” is only so-so as a rock name. However, “the unpronounceable symbol formerly known as Prince” rules!

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/67 "2011-08-24T15:47:49Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> “Prince” is only so-so as a rock name. However, “the unpronounceable symbol formerly known as Prince” rules!

“Prince” is his birth name.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/68 "2011-08-24T15:57:14Z")

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> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> “Prince” is his birth name.

Holy shit. So it is.

I did not know that.

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/69 "2011-08-24T18:06:40Z")

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[Kurt Vile](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Vile)  
[Mars Bonfire](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Bonfire) (from Steppenwolf)  
Munch Universe (from Tenpole Tudor)  
[Zoot Money](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoot_Money)  
[The Reverend Horton Heat](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Reverend_Horton_Heat)  
[Handsome Dick Manitoba](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Manitoba) (from the Dictators)  
[Ariel Bender](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Grosvenor) (from Mott the Hoople; used his real name in Spooky Tooth)  
[The Legendary Stardust Cowboy](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legendary_Stardust_Cowboy) (known to his fans as “Ledge”)  
And venturing out of the arena of rock:  
[Moondog](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moondog)  
[Sun Ra](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Ra)

I was going to include Thelonious Monk but… that was his real name.

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/70 "2011-08-24T18:11:12Z")

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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> Captain Beefheart  
> Zoot Horn Rollo  
> Rockette Morton  
> Drumbo  
> The Mascara Snake  
> Ed Marimba

What, no love for Antennae Jimmy Semens?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/71 "2011-08-24T18:17:36Z")

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> [@Becky2844](#):
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> Husband’s asleep & stack of vinyls are too heavy for me to lift so working from “remembery” here…the Traveling Wilbury’s

Post #36.

> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Nelson Wilbury (George Harrison)  
> Otis Wilbury (Jeff Lynne)  
> Lefty Wilbury (Roy Orbison)  
> Charlie T. Wilbury, Jr. (Tom Petty)  
> Lucky Wilbury (Bob Dylan)

Jake and Elwood Blues.

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/72 "2011-08-24T20:12:59Z")

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Hey, nobody’s mentioned Bo Diddley yet!

Another from the 50’s – [Nervous Norvus](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nervous_Norvus).

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/73 "2011-08-24T20:13:31Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Bono?

Yup. His real name is Paul Hewson. Bono was, at one point, “Bono Vox”, a modification of “Bonavox”, Latin for “good voice”.

And, similarly, The Edge’s real name is David Evans.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/74 "2011-08-24T20:58:50Z")

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> [@lost4life](#):
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> I always felt the greatest name in rock was **Lemmy Kilmister** from **Motorhead** , but alas, that’s mostly his real name.

Former Motorhead drummer **Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor** has a great name.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/75 "2011-08-24T21:21:25Z")

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Axl Rose - an anagram of “oral sex.”

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**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2011, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/76 "2011-08-24T23:14:33Z")

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> For that matter…
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> Alex Lifeson (Aleksandar Živojinović)
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> Mutters…flag on the play for Geddy’s name though. That was his Polish mother’s attempt at pronouncing his given name ‘Gary’. He had it as a nickname by high school. It’s true that Lee is his middle name, though. Gary Lee Weinrib. Good jewish boy.
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> And Neil Peart’s middle name is Ellwood. So there.

How in the world do you pronounce Alex’s real last name??

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/77 "2011-08-25T00:02:48Z")

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> [@BaneSidhe](#):
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> How in the world do you pronounce Alex’s real last name??

Throht-wawr-bler Mang-grohv. 😃

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**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/78 "2011-08-25T00:23:53Z")

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> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> Paul Simon.

> [@Cub\_Mistress](#):
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> Bob Dylan

> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Gene Simmons (Chaim Weitz)  
> Paul Stanley (Stanley Eisen)

> [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](#):
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> Perry Ferrell.

What’s so great about these pseudonyms?

> [@kunilou](#):
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> “Prince” is only so-so as a rock name.

Really? Seems a lot better than the names quoted above. And, as has been noted, it’s not even a pseudonym.

> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> I’ma stop now… punk and metal are fucking overflowing with pseudonyms; if I don’t stop now I could easily put in hundreds and hundreds of great names.

Yeah. Punk and metal are loaded with great pseudonyms.

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**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/79 "2011-08-25T00:48:20Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Throht-wawr-bler Mang-grohv. 😃

Somehow I KNEW that would be the answer 😃

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**Author:** ![Mixolydian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Mixolydian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mixolydian)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-rock-roll-pseudonyms/593839/80 "2011-08-25T02:37:08Z")

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> [@Yookeroo](#):
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> What’s so great about these pseudonyms?

\*Sting \*and _The Edge_ aren’t much better, but who am I to judge?

_Perry Ferrell_ is a play on “peripheral”…not as bad, eh?

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