You have to give Jizzy Pearl credit for the straight face he’s able to keep when being introduced.
Nikki Sixx
Black Francis
Axl Rose
The members of my first band, The Good Band:
Bad Matty Madness
Amazing Maisie Superstar (me)
Lovey Bobby Favourite
Stinky Chips Gorman
Tory Crimes
**Beeb Birtles
Handsome Dick Manitoba
Mick Jagger**
Jimi Hendrix. Coolest name, Rock star or otherwise, ever.
Then there’s Magic Dick, the J. Geils Band’s harmonica player.
Genesis P. Orridge
I’ve always been partial to King Diamond.