# Best SDMB Lines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sdmb-lines/105613>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 25, 2002, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sdmb-lines/105613 "2002-04-25T19:25:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sdmb-lines/105613/41 "2002-04-29T07:52:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Duke \*  
> \*\*I can’t remember who made this post. No matter, he only made one. It was during the “funny things that happened during sex thread”…
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> “Make big noise!” “Oink, oink, oink!” \*\*

Just as a lark, I did a search. It was **Ashtaroth** in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24960&perpage=50&pagenumber=2). (second page, a little more than halfway down; just use the “find” feature to search for the word “oink”)

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sdmb-lines/105613/42 "2002-04-29T14:53:17Z")

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\<b\>Lux Fiat\</b\>, the brilliant and funny guy to whom I owe an email, once advised a poster to “try interacting with women in a context that doesn’t involve ‘low monthly fees’ and ‘streaming video’ for a change.”

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2002, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sdmb-lines/105613/43 "2002-04-29T15:11:59Z")

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One that blew me away because it was ballsy and rude and unexpected was a quip by astro (I think). Someone had a thread about asian prostitutes, a serious thread, and astro just had a one line: “Me fuckee long time Joe!” followed by a What?!?

I dunno, it was just so wrong, yet just so right. I laugh hardest at the things that sort of offend me.

If I had the time I know I’d come up with some beauts from magdalene’s past, but alas I’m swamped.

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