# Best SDMB Trolls

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sdmb-trolls/276942>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 28, 2004, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sdmb-trolls/276942 "2004-11-28T02:07:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![ninetypercent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9de0a6/32.png) [@ninetypercent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninetypercent)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2004, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sdmb-trolls/276942/1 "2004-11-28T02:07:22Z")

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Ok, so, the SDMB is a board that is truly exceptional. Probably the best that I have discovered in my 10 years of internet addiction. That means that there’s got to be some truly entertaining/interesting/deceptive trolls that have come and gone, or remain. I am interested in those that are the most memorable, according to you, whoever you may be…

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sdmb-trolls/276942/2 "2004-11-28T02:13:03Z")

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> [@ninetypercent](#):
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> Ok, so, the SDMB is a board that is truly exceptional. Probably the best that I have discovered in my 10 years of internet addiction. That means that there’s got to be some truly entertaining/interesting/deceptive trolls that have come and gone, or remain. I am interested in those that are the most memorable, according to you, whoever you may be…

No, nil, nada, nein, uh-uh, nosireebob, negatory good buddy, thumbs down, ain’t _gonna_ happen, when pigs fly, when the Cubbies win the World Series, when Hell freezes over, and a great big I don’t think so.