# Best Senders of Spam Emails, or, contribute a Jamar X. Ochoa **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 5, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-senders-of-spam-emails-or-contribute-a-jamar-x-ochoa/386860 "2007-01-05T20:44:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Birdmonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71e660/32.png) [@Birdmonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Birdmonster)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-senders-of-spam-emails-or-contribute-a-jamar-x-ochoa/386860/1 "2007-01-05T20:44:01Z")
Millions, I came across a hot stock tip from Faulkner T. Rasmus this morning and literally laughed out loud. I love that name. Faulkner T. Rasmus? Yeah. It doesn’t get much better. So, bored, I typed about it [here](http://birdmonster.blogspot.com/2007/01/reason-to-read-your-spam.html) and have been getting some good feedback. Some gems: Biddy Adkins Maximillian I. Small ---
**Author:** ![Birdmonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71e660/32.png) [@Birdmonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Birdmonster)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-senders-of-spam-emails-or-contribute-a-jamar-x-ochoa/386860/2 "2007-01-05T20:45:42Z")
Damn. I wanted to put more: Otis Norris Triantaphyllos Seals Gnaeus Ploof BoshBosh Bitskate Septimus T. Stevenson Crabtree S. Stella Ty Coon There are so many. It’s lovely. Feel free to drop by & contribute some or just add them here. MPSIMS indeed. ---
**Author:** ![buckgully](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb9ed0/32.png) [@buckgully](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buckgully)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-senders-of-spam-emails-or-contribute-a-jamar-x-ochoa/386860/3 "2007-01-05T22:13:55Z")
Pillow R Buttonhole I liked that one so much that’s what I used when filling out my most recent Safeway card. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-senders-of-spam-emails-or-contribute-a-jamar-x-ochoa/386860/4 "2007-01-05T22:31:03Z")
Nothing too off the wall this afternoon (I just wiped them out before lunch). Ofelia Lutz Jytte Scola Araminta Bayne Mayra Grimes Aurelio Coker Giovanni Mclaughlin Tracy Figueroa Jamel Krause Marva Murphy Earline Villarreal Josue Hoskins Pretty bland list, but I’ll keep an eye peeled for good ones. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-senders-of-spam-emails-or-contribute-a-jamar-x-ochoa/386860/5 "2007-01-06T03:58:31Z")
Going through my Bayesian filter’s history reveals a pretty good assortment: Erramun Chidester Neutralizes J. Galvanic Peter Bell Rogers W. Douglas Cider Meeks Schmitt Sneeze Eldad Hessling SIXTA GUERRERO Edytha Blay Abe Caulking Vivian Hart Sick Vera Battle Orion Seybold Ocelot A. Potables Candice Crews Mererid Fails Johnathan Jones Love-Hampers Coated J. Charcoal Jesus Murphy Flourished Q. Salvo Alfre Stringfellow Fireplug G. Flukey ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-senders-of-spam-emails-or-contribute-a-jamar-x-ochoa/386860/6 "2007-01-06T15:59:54Z")
Just today I got spam from Lynn Redgrave, apparently offering in increase my manhood. I guess the acting jobs have really dried up. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-senders-of-spam-emails-or-contribute-a-jamar-x-ochoa/386860/7 "2007-01-06T17:52:26Z")
Sip V. Justifiable Plea Q. Wormholes Assiduously T. Glassiest The rest of mine this morning look almost normal. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-senders-of-spam-emails-or-contribute-a-jamar-x-ochoa/386860/8 "2007-01-06T17:53:53Z")
Whoop! Just as I deleted that lot, another came in … Allegation T. Reuther ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-senders-of-spam-emails-or-contribute-a-jamar-x-ochoa/386860/9 "2007-01-06T19:31:39Z")
I never see spam, because Gmail is so awesome. Looking in the catcher, though, I see I have a communique from **Serenity A. Mommy**. If it came in an envelope, it might smell of cookies. Or maybe penis cream. One of the two. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2007, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-senders-of-spam-emails-or-contribute-a-jamar-x-ochoa/386860/10 "2007-01-09T14:46:04Z")
Serpented T. Earning Vietnamese K. Adversary Outsiders L. Oedipus Numbers Fitch Frolicid Ruther Sternum B. Skippy Magpie V. Devilry Tomsk Q. Gymnosperm Groovier P. Pizza