# Best sequential thread title nominations
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 22, 1999, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913 "1999-11-22T20:34:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)
#### Post date: [November 23, 1999, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/1 "1999-11-23T06:10:00Z")
At the time I am posting this, the thread “Songs about self pleasure” is immediately followed by “Without any pants on.”
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“Well, walk it off! And next time, _stretch_ before you ovulate.” – Al Bundy
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### Author:  [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)
#### Post date: [November 23, 1999, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/2 "1999-11-23T06:18:00Z")
I just plan on avoinding the “Bed Ridden Fat People” “Without My Pants On” combo like the plague.
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Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [November 23, 1999, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/3 "1999-11-23T06:19:00Z")
Have you ever been stalked… without any pants on?
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I am me… accept it or not.
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### Author:  [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)
#### Post date: [November 23, 1999, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/4 "1999-11-23T06:23:00Z")
what poster would you most like to marry/whatever… without any pants on.
Now there IS a thought!
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“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
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### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [November 23, 1999, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/5 "1999-11-23T06:26:00Z")
What would You Like To Stick Up Satan’s Ass? ? Trolls ?
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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.
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### Author:  [@Viper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viper)
#### Post date: [November 23, 1999, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/6 "1999-11-23T06:27:00Z")
There are more than a couple of posters that I would like to whatever without any pants on.
Right now the top one is Orangecakes.
Viper
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### Author:  [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)
#### Post date: [November 23, 1999, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/7 "1999-11-23T06:41:00Z")
“What have you always wanted to ask God?”“Influences-who are yours?”
“Songs about self pleasure”“Stop it, just stop doing that!”
“Did anyone watch Oprah this week”“Fetishes-confusing, indeed.”
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 23, 1999, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/8 "1999-11-23T06:48:00Z")
Heatherlee fans!bed-ridden fat people,without pants on!
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [November 23, 1999, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/9 "1999-11-23T06:50:00Z")
Wee little winkles.
Eeek! I’m turning into my father!
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
– John Kenneth Galbraith
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### Author:  [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)
#### Post date: [November 23, 1999, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/10 "1999-11-23T06:51:00Z")
Bed ridden fat people
Things I found in my kitchen cupboard
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“If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
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### Author:  [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)
#### Post date: [November 22, 1999, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/11 "1999-11-22T20:34:00Z")
Flora’s dead
Wierd dear accidents
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [November 22, 1999, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/12 "1999-11-22T22:08:00Z")
Best one I saw just now…
“Chicago Meeting Minutes” followed by “Wierd Dear Accidents.”
Something you Chicagoans need to tell us? 😉
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“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 22, 1999, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/13 "1999-11-22T22:30:00Z")
What have you always wanted to ask God without any pants on?
Interpretation of cryptic songs: is someone trying to tell me something?
Things I found in my kitchen cupboard: Satan Slept Here…
Bed-Ridden Fat People: Your order is ready, please.
What do you want to put up Satan’s Ass?
Those robotic Lego toys…
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [November 22, 1999, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/14 "1999-11-22T22:34:00Z")
Who Shot JFK?
Alright, wiseacres! Just stop it! Stop doing that!
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### Author:  [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)
#### Post date: [November 22, 1999, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/15 "1999-11-22T22:36:00Z")
And, of course:
What Have You Always Wanted to Ask God?
“What do You Want to Put Up Satan’s Ass?”
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [November 22, 1999, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/16 "1999-11-22T22:53:00Z")
At one point, I thought about starting a thread like this one.
## It was when “The hardest thing” was immediatley below “Dick Haiku” 🙂
Coldfire
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“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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### Author:  [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)
#### Post date: [November 23, 1999, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/17 "1999-11-23T00:17:00Z")
This is one I saw just now. It should be very appropriate when the tech stock bubble finally bursts.
HS student thinking about a computer career
Your Order is Ready Please!
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“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler
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### Author:  [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)
#### Post date: [November 23, 1999, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/18 "1999-11-23T00:25:00Z")
Currently in GQ:
A pop culture question about Mr. Rogers
Movie Ratings Comic strips–who’s doing the artwork?Bread Making Machines
Hitler’s silverware smilingjaws Monkey in a teacup w/o any pants on, of course
I’m afraid to open any of those, together or separetely
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### Author:  [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)
#### Post date: [November 23, 1999, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/19 "1999-11-23T00:28:00Z")
Oh, no. I just came up with some more:
Interpretation of cryptic songs
I Feel Like Crap
Songs about self-pleasure
What to do with a four year old
(no, you didn’t just read that. Moving along…)
Who Shot JKF?
Texas A&M - not the brightest students
Is someone trying to tell me something?
Stop it ! Just stop doing that !
## What poster would you like to marry(or whatever) Those robotic Lego toys…
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler
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### Author:  [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)
#### Post date: [November 23, 1999, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/20 "1999-11-23T00:36:00Z")
What poster would you like to marry(or whatever)
?Trolls?
I think the “or whatever” part fits better there…
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Question authority–just not mine.
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