# Best sequential thread title nominations **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 1999, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913 "1999-11-22T20:34:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/21 "1999-11-23T03:16:00Z")
Who shot JFK? Green M&Ms and those other guys. NT grrl: I’ve become the butt of a joke on the MB! I feel like someone!!! [/shutting up before flogged] * * * JMcC, San Francisco [http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html](http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html) “Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they’re snoring” ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/22 "1999-11-23T04:44:00Z")
Kissing Other Boards without pants on. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/23 "1999-11-23T04:52:00Z")
What to do with a four year old: Texas A&M - not the brightest students. Moderator You’d Most Like to Wed Without Any Pants on The grossest thing you ever saw: Slug Signorino? Man, myth or monkey? I feel like crap; I know who (what) Cecil is!! Did anyone watch “Oprah” this week or last? HS student thinking about a computer career * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. “I get along well with everybody.” --I.M.F. ---
**Author:** ![\_00\_The\_Fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/ed655f/32.png) [@\_00\_The\_Fool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_00_The_Fool)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/24 "1999-11-23T04:53:00Z")
As I post this: Who shot JFK? Green M&M’s and those other guys. . . ## ROTFLMAO! “Oh we were brought up on the Space-Race, now they expect us to clean toilets. When you have seen how big the world is how can you make do with this?” Pulp, “Glory Days” ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/25 "1999-11-23T05:14:00Z")
Bed Ridden Fat People Financial Windfall! ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/26 "1999-11-23T05:15:00Z")
Bugs! Songs about self pleasure ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/27 "1999-11-23T06:12:00Z")
Ummm… hey… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/28 "1999-11-23T07:17:00Z")
Without any pants on I’m a fat lazy pig making minimum wage. who’s with me? ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/29 "1999-11-23T12:30:00Z")
Interpretation of cryptic songs without any pants on ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 1999, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/30 "1999-11-24T20:32:00Z")
I just saw this in the pit. “Blast Phaderus (sp ? ), 10 cents a throw” “More slut talk” And of course, I saw it w/o any pants on. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 1999, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/31 "1999-11-25T16:54:00Z")
Police brutality without any pants on ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/32 "1999-11-26T01:19:00Z")
Baby shower games? Milk is gross! Who’s with me? Best horror movies ever… Kids Say The Darndest Things police brutality Happy Thanksgiving just wondering… Who shot JFK? have a banana without any pants on Phone sex-- was it good for you? Wow that was embarassing I am a stupid moron I feel like crap I am a fat, lazy sexist pig making minimum wage. Whose(sic) with me? Major magazine mentions felching bed-ridden fat people ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/33 "1999-11-26T02:06:00Z")
I am a stupid moron… WANTED: a few good thoughts Kissing MPSIMS Rules! Without any pants on I’ve finally managed to brainwash and recruit someone Phone sex-- was it good for you? Yes, but how do you say it? I want to thank you… ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/34 "1999-11-26T06:01:00Z")
Phone Sex - was it good for you? Yes, but how do you say it. Guy Stuff Wow, that was embarrassing Baby shower games Without any pants on I feel like crap Happy Thanksgiving * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/35 "1999-11-26T15:47:00Z")
**Diane** : Do you just skip over my entries? Best sequential thread nominations: Wow, that was embarassing ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/36 "1999-11-26T23:09:00Z")
I am a Stupid Moron…Yes, but how do you say it? * * * You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!! ---
**Author:** ![saraam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@saraam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saraam)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 1999, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/37 "1999-11-26T23:53:00Z")
Colorado Dopers, I’m loading the gun; get out of my office. (You know who you are…) ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/38 "1999-11-30T20:29:00Z")
Fake breasts they don’t make 'em like they used to! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/39 "1999-11-30T20:32:00Z")
Things You’ve Lost Sex Inside of Marriage * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/40 "1999-11-30T20:34:00Z")
“Least favorite technological inventions of the 20th century” coupled with “Blunders you’ve committed on the job.” * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913.md?page=3)