# Best sequential thread title nominations **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 1999, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913 "1999-11-22T20:34:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/41 "1999-11-30T20:43:00Z")
“Fake breasts” - “Help me find this man” * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/42 "1999-11-30T20:44:00Z")
M_A_S\*H Fake Breasts * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/43 "1999-11-30T20:57:00Z")
So, how long is the longest one ? Wankers: - A Spotter’s Guide * * * It is much easier to see ourselves as better than or even worse than, rather than accepting that we simply are. - John “The Penguin” Bingham ---
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/44 "1999-12-01T01:43:00Z")
SD Chat… now every crunchier! Fake breasts Sorry…crunchy, fake breasts. I’m easily amused. ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/45 "1999-12-01T05:40:00Z")
I’m fucking freaking sex, sex, sex Age, sex, location? misinformation ----my $.02 ---
**Author:** ![Inky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d78d45/32.png) [@Inky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/46 "1999-12-01T06:27:00Z")
So, how long is the longest one? Examine your zippo ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/47 "1999-12-01T15:47:00Z")
When English Majors Go Bad That Makes You Sound Dumb Like to hear from both gays and straights on this one… Age, Sex, Location? Christmas Present Ideas Help Sex, Sex, Sex I’ll Kill The Bastards Blunders We’ve Committed On The Job Flypsyde’s nominations for the absolute worst way to hit on someone Chicken Snot & other goofy kid’s rhymes ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/48 "1999-12-01T16:03:00Z")
From “About this Message Board”: Testing Testing again Yet another test I hate redundancy, but… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/49 "1999-12-01T16:06:00Z")
We have a winner! Nice one Polycarp. * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/50 "1999-12-01T16:44:00Z")
Fake breasts. I’m fucking freaking! * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/51 "1999-12-01T16:57:00Z")
This is either very conceptual or a slam against Michiganders: “Someone Explain Andy Kauffman to Me!” and" Hey Michigan Dopers! Everybody else is doing it…" Either way, I like it… * * * …but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/52 "1999-12-02T06:13:00Z")
## Things you’ve lost: Fake Breasts. Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Twin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/85f322/32.png) [@Twin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Twin)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/53 "1999-12-01T19:13:00Z")
“I am sick, sick, sick! of . . . .” “McDonald’s advertising” “SEX” ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/54 "1999-12-01T21:42:00Z")
This one’s great because people have actually expressed this opinion in my topic. Someone Explain Andy Kauffman to Me! That makes you sound dumb. We need to inoculate this girl, STAT! ---
**Author:** ![NonTarheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/edb3f5/32.png) [@NonTarheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NonTarheel)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/55 "1999-12-01T23:08:00Z")
Don’t you hate… Sex Sex Sex ---
**Author:** ![dfahs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@dfahs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dfahs)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/56 "1999-12-02T01:11:00Z")
Hair Styles and Attitudes Blunders we’ve committed on the job City under seige And Death Shall Have No Dominion ---
**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/57 "1999-12-02T02:46:00Z")
Thanks, this thread is hilarious. alien life forms \ another panda 🙂 I love my garbageman (sanitation engineer?)\ Creative Ways to Propose Marriage Who would win? \ State Lotteries * * * “Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” --1984 ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/58 "1999-12-02T03:00:00Z")
Dont’ You Hate Dating Michelle (my apologies, Michelle 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/59 "1999-12-02T03:00:00Z")
damn wandering apostrophes ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/60 "1999-12-02T03:11:00Z")
I had just skulked out of this thread, when I saw Dating Michelle Blunder’s we’ve commited on the job We need to inoculate this girl, STAT! –Tim [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913.md?page=4)