# Best sequential thread title nominations **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 1999, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913 "1999-11-22T20:34:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/61 "1999-12-02T13:45:00Z")
All these jokes at Michelle’s expense! We must be cruel, heartless people. Here’s another: “Dating Michelle” “Hey Michigan Dopers! Everybody else is doing it…” * * * …but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans! ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/62 "1999-12-02T14:22:00Z")
Your Favorite Christmas Carol Grandma and Kujo Let’s spread that holiday cheer, Dopers. * * * “Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.” “I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.” “Up the voltage.” -_Real Genius_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/63 "1999-12-02T15:01:00Z")
Datin Michelle,does it HAVE to cost $1.13? 😉 * * * We are on an irreversible path to democracy and freedom. But that could change-Dan Quayle ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/64 "1999-12-02T16:07:00Z")
## Fake Breasts: They don’t make them like they used to. Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/65 "1999-12-02T16:10:00Z")
Suck My Ass More Slut Talk from the Pit * * * I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/66 "1999-12-02T17:31:00Z")
Befriending Michelle Dating Michelle Doing Michelle ## OK, so I made that last one up. Bite me 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/67 "1999-12-03T06:00:00Z")
And the celibacy award of the year goes to. . . Sex sex sex – Sylence * * * And now, for my next trick, I will talk in spooky half-references. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/68 "1999-12-02T19:43:00Z")
‘Fake breasts befriending Michelle.’ ## I just checked again, and now it’s 'Fake breasts all from Ohio." ~Kyla “You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.” ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/69 "1999-12-02T19:57:00Z")
Well, figuring I’d contribute, I went to the message index and there it was, right at the top: Doing Michelle: Chicago Meeting minutes I’d like to read those minutes. also, a bit further down: SD Chat… now even crunchier Fake Breasts ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/70 "1999-12-02T19:58:00Z")
Even better; just after posting that last one it sent me back to: I finally got it after 20 years! Doing Michelle ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/71 "1999-12-02T20:00:00Z")
🙂 * * * Weave a circle round him thrice, And close your eyes with holy dread, For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drunk the milk of Paradise.–Coleridge ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/72 "1999-12-02T20:28:00Z")
“I finally got it after 20 years” followed by “That makes you sound dumb”. * * * **Dopeler effect:** The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/73 "1999-12-02T20:37:00Z")
Someone explain Andy Kaufman to me! Unanswered questions about carton characters. ---
**Author:** ![Yankee\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7ea924/32.png) [@Yankee\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yankee_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/74 "1999-12-02T20:47:00Z")
Who’s the hottest James Bond chick? Bugs! ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/75 "1999-12-02T21:47:00Z")
Right now, Don’t you hate… Doing Michelle Doing Michelle Eating on the road Wow, sorry Michelle. Hope your sense of humor can take all of this. * * * “Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.” “I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.” “Up the voltage.” -_Real Genius_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/76 "1999-12-02T21:58:00Z")
Befriending Michelle Dating Michelle Great one-liners Without any pants on Eating on the road The Iron Giant - WOW Doing Michelle Sex sex sex Legal Tobacco ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/77 "1999-12-02T22:26:00Z")
Don’t you hate… Musicians who “sell out” ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/78 "1999-12-02T22:50:00Z")
Doing Michelle Some Assembly Required * * * “That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler ---
**Author:** ![NonTarheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/edb3f5/32.png) [@NonTarheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NonTarheel)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/79 "1999-12-03T00:21:00Z")
I finally got it after 20 years! Free Internet for MacOS ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/80 "1999-12-03T03:37:00Z")
whoa. Michelle noticed my posts! And they made her smile! I feel like heading over to the Dating Michelle thread now. sure I’m about a decade younger than her, but my girlfriends have tended to be a few years older than me. Everyone talking about having to hand in a resume, maybe I should do the same. And I’ll let Chef Troy write it 🙂 (see the job blunders thread) * * * “I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.” –Wayne Knight [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913.md?page=5)