# Best sequential thread title nominations

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 22, 1999, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913 "1999-11-22T20:34:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/81 "1999-12-03T05:12:00Z")

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Some more:

Guy Stuff heat miser vs freeze miser

Worst Christmas specials Doing Michelle

Doing Michelle Haze gray and underway

Purple Crackwhore, and I don’t care Less than a month to find a date…

Eating on the road Grandma and Kujo

Musicians who “sell out” Your favourite Christmas Carol

What are the best comic strips out there today Meeting Michelle in Florida

Barbara and John, Hair Styles And Attitudes

Age, Sex, Location  
“More, more, more–how d’ya like it, how d’ya like it?”  
Sex sex sex

“This is not good. This is not right.”  
Sex inside of Marriage

Free Internet for MacOS Some Assembly Required

Dating Michelle Fake breasts

Fake breasts City under siege

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Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

“I get along well with everybody.” --I.M.F.

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**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/82 "1999-12-03T12:42:00Z")

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Fruitcake,Adam, Eve and Fido and  
Khruschev’s Shoe

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/83 "1999-12-03T13:13:00Z")

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## Are all guys selfish buggers during sex? Unanswered questions about cartoon characters.

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/84 "1999-12-03T13:30:00Z")

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YAFT: Best Bachelor(ette) Foods  
Sex, sex, sex

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**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/85 "1999-12-03T14:44:00Z")

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Your favourite Christmas Carol  
If You’re Scotch-Irish…

Perhaps my favorite day approaches…  
heat miser vs freeze miser

Somebody Explain Andy Kauffman to Me!  
City Under Siege

Anagrams  
Some Assembly Required

Befriending Michelle  
Pets of the unusual variety

What are the worst comic strips out there today?  
I’ll pay ya a buck ta take a peek…

Stupid slogans  
That makes you sound dumb

“More, more, more – how d’ya like it, how d’ya like it?”  
Sex sex sex

Sex sex sex  
Blunders we’ve committed on the job  
I think some of us have been inventing our justapositions! (I.e., “Dating Michelle” is here and “Why does it HAVE to be $1.13?” is in GQ.)

I, of course (harrumph, harrumph), am posting only gin-u-wine found humor…

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…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/86 "1999-12-03T19:01:00Z")

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over in the pit,in sequence yet:  
suck my ass,wow how unpleasant

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**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 1999, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/87 "1999-12-03T19:30:00Z")

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I saw this one just now:

I’m fucking freaking  
The Iron Giant- WOW!

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“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler

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**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/88 "1999-12-05T06:55:00Z")

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Doing Alphagene  
Worst week in memory…yet I feel fine.

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**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/89 "1999-12-04T19:17:00Z")

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Worst Christmas specials  
all from Ohio

Michelle considers Satan  
WOW!  
So, if this thread going to be like “Guy Stuff” and run forever, until everyone’s sick of it? (And what happens when all the various “Michelle” threads finally bunch together?)

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…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 1999, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-sequential-thread-title-nominations/11913/90 "1999-12-11T03:28:00Z")

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My Cat is the Best Cat Because:  
I have this problem with pets…

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