# Best signature line ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330 "2003-03-10T16:22:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/21 "2003-03-11T01:02:26Z")
I change mine regularly, just for the hell of it. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/22 "2003-03-11T01:03:47Z")
And then, like everyone else, I forget to add it. ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/23 "2003-03-11T01:55:45Z")
I’ve always liked “Stir good. Puppy on bottom.” Cracks me up every time. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/24 "2003-03-11T01:58:56Z")
By default. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/25 "2003-03-11T02:02:55Z")
Ahem… once again… ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/26 "2003-03-11T02:29:05Z")
Hmm… I don’t remember what mine says ATM… ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/27 "2003-03-11T02:30:25Z")
Ah, yes. Good ol’ Benji F. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/28 "2003-03-11T02:44:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Well, not _offended_ per se, but d’ya think I could persuade you to get rid of the spaces so your sig fits our extremely arbitrary, yet brutaly enforced “4-lines-in-a-sig-and-that’s-it”-rule? Thanks. 🙂 \*\* So, uh, how 'bout it? 😉 Just to add something to this thread, I’ll show you my sig line as well. I rarely use it, although perhaps I should. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/29 "2003-03-11T03:00:25Z")
> [@](#): > > * * * > > ## Originally posted by Coldfire Well, not offended per se, but d’ya think I could persuade you to get rid of the spaces so your sig fits our extremely arbitrary, yet brutaly enforced “4-lines-in-a-sig-and-that’s-it”-rule? Thanks. > > So, uh, how 'bout it? OK. I didn’t want to change it while people might still be looking at it. But I suspect this thread is beginning to run down. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/30 "2003-03-11T03:10:06Z")
Yeah, once **Coldfire** posts to a thread, it’s value is pretty low. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/31 "2003-03-11T03:13:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kat \* > \*\*Hmm… I don’t remember what mine says ATM… \*\* That’s a good quote. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/32 "2003-03-11T03:16:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CalMeacham \* > \*\*OK. I didn’t want to change it while people might still be looking at it. But I suspect this thread is beginning to run down. \*\* Much obliged, sir. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/33 "2003-03-11T03:21:24Z")
Wouldn’t everyone’s favorite sig line be their own? I mean, almost by definition? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/34 "2003-03-11T03:45:34Z")
I see half this thread is falling for [Ender’s Law](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=82901&highlight=gaudere+and+Ender%2A) Whoo ha ha. ha. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/35 "2003-03-11T03:47:41Z")
I have one, but I rarely use it. I think I remember what it is. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/36 "2003-03-11T03:51:43Z")
I like mine a lot. And also **Smeghead** ’s ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/37 "2003-03-11T03:56:14Z")
Super Gnat, you a Parliament/Funkadelics fan? ---
**Author:** ![waddamaroon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@waddamaroon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waddamaroon)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/38 "2003-03-11T04:06:51Z")
Hey Cal, you can have one of my lines. I’m only using two. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/39 "2003-03-11T04:07:01Z")
I practically never use mine. I usually don’t even remember I have one except in a thread like this, talking about sigs. It’s a quote from one of my favorite humans ever. ---
**Author:** ![waddamaroon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@waddamaroon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waddamaroon)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/40 "2003-03-11T04:08:26Z")
Uh, one. Rats!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330.md?page=3)