# Best signature line ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330 "2003-03-10T16:22:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/61 "2003-03-12T05:05:27Z")
I have a couple I use here and there (well, just there, I suppose, since I don’t actually use one here.) I rotate 'em as I get bored, which happens a lot. My current ones: “I am in aromatherapy - once a week I tell all my problems to a scented candle” “Never doubt that a small group of committed individuals can change the world: indeed, it’s the only thing that ever does.” - Margaret Mead “I’m trying to save my sanity - YOU save the whales.” ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/62 "2003-03-12T07:24:29Z")
I don’t know about best ever, but I’ve gotten some compliments on my sig before. Well, I got complimented on the first bit about the candy bars. The bit about the nose came later after a lengthy spell of insomnia and was just feeling generally weird and goofy. ---
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/63 "2003-03-12T13:10:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Smeghead \* > \*\*That rings a bell, **auRa**. Where’s it from? Terry Pratchett? I’d bet it’s British, anyway. \*\* **Wyrd Sisters**. Granny Weatherwax explaining why real crowns don’t look as fancy as theater crowns. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/64 "2003-03-12T13:26:14Z")
I used loads of different ones, once upon a time, before i topped bothering. 3 of my favourites were: “the truth is just an excuse for a lack of imagination” "Work is the curse of the drinking class " Oscar Wilde “Religion is for those who are afraid to go to hell. Spirituality is for those who’ve been there and don’t want to go back” quote 1 and 3, forgot who said them. sorry folks ---
**Author:** ![mallocks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@mallocks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mallocks)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/65 "2003-03-12T13:29:05Z")
I saw someone’s on another board, think it’s also Terry Pratchett: “Give a man a fire, and he’s warm for an hour. Set fire to a man and he’s warm for the rest of his life.” ---
**Author:** ![mecaenas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/91b2a8/32.png) [@mecaenas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mecaenas)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/66 "2003-03-12T13:39:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*I like the one that says “God is my co-pilot, but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him”. Thats a poor paraphrase of it, but you know the sig I’m talking about. \*\* Ditto. I almost wet myself laughing when I first read that signature. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/67 "2003-03-12T14:01:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\ ***Philster** : Will you be pooping on it [sneakily](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56612)? \*\* That’s a funny post…for me to POOP ON! 🆒 Triumph - the insult comedian dog - rules. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/68 "2003-03-12T14:12:05Z")
You know, I think I have one set up. Hold on. (previews) I sure do. Huh. This is probably the only time it has been – or will be – used. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/69 "2003-03-12T14:13:48Z")
Or not. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330/70 "2003-03-12T21:10:28Z")
I just about fell off my chair laughing at **elf6c**'s sig line in this thread. Heh heh. Ralph Wiggum ROCKS!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-signature-line-ever/160330.md?page=3)