# Best Silent Bob lines. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 16, 2003, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757 "2003-10-16T10:02:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/1 "2003-10-16T10:02:46Z")
Well, someone had to do it… ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/2 "2003-10-16T11:12:14Z")
no ticket ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/3 "2003-10-16T11:37:22Z")
Personally, I think his expressions speak a thousand words, but I did love his speech in “Chasing Amy”, mainly because it was so unexpected! ---
**Author:** ![Dizzy\_Fingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dizzy\_Fingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dizzy_Fingers)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/4 "2003-10-16T12:45:36Z")
Purple rain. ---
**Author:** ![NoGoodNamesLeft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8797f3/32.png) [@NoGoodNamesLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoGoodNamesLeft)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/5 "2003-10-16T16:29:49Z")
Nah, when he lost it on Jay when Jay couldn’t piece together Bob’s mime to figure out where the car was going with the Chimp in “Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back”. ---
**Author:** ![CadburyAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c2a13f/32.png) [@CadburyAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CadburyAngel)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/6 "2003-10-16T16:30:09Z")
(to Jay) Motherf\*cker, what you don’t know about me, I could just about squeeze inside the Grand Canyon. Did you know that I always dreamed of being a dancer in Vegas? (dance hands) ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/7 "2003-10-16T19:31:06Z")
Walking amid the rakes: \ “mrhhhhhhh” \ “muhhhhh” \ “mruhhhhh” Ohhh… SILENT Bob. Thought you was asking about Sideshow Bob. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/8 "2003-10-16T19:59:02Z")
“…” ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/9 "2003-10-16T20:17:28Z")
SB: Ergo, you find yourself in a _very_ actionable position. Jay: Yeah. Banky: Fine, I’ll give you half of what I make. Jay: Half? Banky: Half’s not good enough? Fine, I’ll give you two thirds. Jay: Fuck that, you already said half! SB: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![newdadmarc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a88e4f/32.png) [@newdadmarc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newdadmarc)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/10 "2003-10-16T23:56:04Z")
:eek: :rolleyes: :wally Sorry I’m a long time fan of the SDMB and there used to be a poster named SILENT-BOB who only talked in smilies. He was Actually kinda cool. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/11 "2003-10-17T00:12:04Z")
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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/12 "2003-10-17T00:22:59Z")
Jay: Kids, if Silent Bob could talk, he’d remind you that when you’re camping, it’s always smart to tie your food up in a tree at night so as not to attract bears. Silent Bob: Word. Clerks the TV series And I’ll admit I needed google’s help to remember that line. The Silly Bob one also makes me giggle but that’s not really his line. ---
**Author:** ![Gerome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Gerome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gerome)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/13 "2003-10-17T03:29:59Z")
Jay: So the next time you’re out camping… SB: BEAR this tip in mind! \ I also love the segment in the courtroom where Randall calls Bob to the stand to ask his case winning question. (Yes, the TV series, not the movies) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Evil\_Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Mr.Evil\_Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Evil_Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/14 "2003-10-17T03:58:37Z")
There aren’t any. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/15 "2003-10-17T04:48:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > > * * * [nitpick] [/nipick] ---
**Author:** ![Duderdude2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@Duderdude2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duderdude2)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/16 "2003-10-17T05:16:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fern Forest \* > \*\*Jay: Kids, if Silent Bob could talk, he’d remind you that when you’re camping, it’s always smart to tie your food up in a tree at night so as not to attract bears. > Silent Bob: Word. > > \*\* It’s even funnier, because if I recall correctly, Silent Bob talks before Jay does. ---
**Author:** ![cletus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@cletus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cletus)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-silent-bob-lines/207757/17 "2003-10-17T07:49:37Z")
His best one as well as the best line in the whole movie. > [@](#): > > You know, there’s a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don’t all bring you lasagne at work. Most of them just cheat on you.