# Best slogan for the democrats (next election) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 28, 2007, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479 "2007-07-28T10:28:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/41 "2007-07-30T15:16:20Z")
“Pure Evil?! Been there, done that seven long years. Let’s try something New.” ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/42 "2007-07-30T15:16:37Z")
Dems: We may not enthrall you, but we won’t embarrass you. Pubs: We can’t tell you why you should vote for us, it’s classified. But you should. And you will. Dems: All we have to do to improve over the Republicans is NOT do stuff that’s obviously stupid and evil. We can manage that. Pubs: Vote for us if and express your hatred of all Americans who are different in any way, especially gay Americans. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/43 "2007-07-30T15:18:54Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] I like this one the best. In my opinion, anyone who thinks different parties are actually different from each other are kidding themselves. The over-reaching mandate of any elected party is to get re-elected; any governing that happens along the way is incidental. And the elected fools aren’t the ones running the country, anyway. That would be your civil servants. Sorry to be a wet blanket. Please, carry on with pretending that dems are different from pubs. 😃 [/QUOTE] Yeah, like, if we had elected Al Gore president in 2000, we would STILL be in Iraq! Totally! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/44 "2007-07-30T16:34:34Z")
[QUOTE=Evil Captor] Yeah, like, if we had elected Al Gore president in 2000, we would STILL be in Iraq! Totally! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] Yes, 1992-2000 was _exactly_ like 2001-present. No difference whatsoever. Sorry, **featherlou** , that hip disaffected “oh they’re all the same” bullshit just won’t fly anymore. We’ve looked into the abyss of a Republican government. People know what it looks like, and know that it is a very different and very scary thing. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/45 "2007-07-30T17:07:25Z")
Voting for the one you’d like to drink a beer with? How’s that workin’ for you? GOP Voters: Would _you_ say your biggest mistake was trading Sammy Sosa? Democrats: Basing our decisions in reality since 1792. Republicans: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice…uh… won’t get fooled again. Vote Democrat and put science back in the schools. Give the Republicans a real accountability moment. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/46 "2007-07-30T17:22:25Z")
Dammit, I forgot one: A successful Republican government is just around the corner! or, alternatively: Vote Republican! We’ll be a success, just give us six more months and you’ll see. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/47 "2007-07-30T18:01:08Z")
[QUOTE=plnnr] 3000+ Americans Soldiers Won’t Get the Chance to Vote in 2008 But You Will [/QUOTE] I like this one! Here are my suggestions: – Vote Democrat. Because Patriots Act. – Democrats: Because the ideas of creating fear in the populace, fortifying borders in the name of “freedom,” spying on citizens who may be affiliated with the wrong group, detention without trial by presuming guilt not innocence, and questioning one’s patriotism based on one’s support of the administration should have died with the USSR. On the sillier side… – Democrats. Now with 100% fewer hunting accidents. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/48 "2007-07-30T18:06:55Z")
[QUOTE=Spoons] Democrats. Now with 100% fewer hunting accidents. [/QUOTE] Oooh, may I shamelessly riff on this one? Vote Democratic! We promise not to shoot old men in the face with shotguns. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/49 "2007-07-30T18:18:35Z")
Vote Democratic while you still can. Democrats! 100% Bush-free ! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/50 "2007-07-30T18:29:20Z")
[QUOTE=Der Trihs] “Vote Democrat ! We may be corrupt spineless weasels, but we’re still better than the even MORE corrupt Republican rabid dogs that are running this country into the ground !” [/QUOTE] I can get behind this. I was going to post a weasel image I dug up awhile back when I was debating **Bricker** , but the party should commission a new cuddlier one with Gravitas. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/51 "2007-07-30T18:34:02Z")
[QUOTE=BobLibDem] Vote Democratic while you still can. [/QUOTE] 😃 Nice! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/52 "2007-07-31T01:53:26Z")
Pubs: “We don’t care how you vote; we’ll Still win! Thanks, Diebolt!!!” ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/53 "2007-07-31T02:06:56Z")
After “Republicans for Voldemort,” how about: Democrats for Molly Weasley? ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/54 "2007-07-31T07:02:27Z")
“Vote Middle-Aged White Guy with No Personality—vote Democrat!” “Go Dem: We won’t actually accomplish anything, but we won’t actually be trying to make our agenda NOT happen!” “Vote for peace in our time—vote Copperhead!” “Well…“Pinko” is _close_ to “Red Stater,” right?” “Democrats for National Unity—Unlike that party full of those drunken ignorant racist redneck god-jockey heehaws who should be ashamed to exist. Jeez, the boonies must be full of those animals. Please vote for us.” ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/55 "2007-07-31T07:25:26Z")
“Because We Never Learn: We’re Nominating Either a Despised Female, or an Inexperienced Black Man!” ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/56 "2007-07-31T11:28:54Z")
[QUOTE=I Love Me, Vol. I] “Because We Never Learn: We’re Nominating Either a Despised Female, or an Inexperienced Black Man!” [/QUOTE] Or the Guy that Won the Most Popular Votes in 2000. (yes, I’m a dreamer) ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/57 "2007-07-31T13:36:46Z")
“Same great corruption, but less bombing” ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/58 "2007-07-31T13:41:32Z")
[QUOTE=Squink] **COMPETENCE** Let’s Give _That_ a Try, for a Change. [/QUOTE] My favorite one. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/59 "2007-07-31T14:36:48Z")
(Images of Bush, Cheney, Rummy, Wolfie, etc.) Tree, or Lamppost? A Time to Decide! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479/60 "2007-07-31T20:12:12Z")
[QUOTE=Jackmannii] I can get behind this. I was going to post a weasel image I dug up awhile back when I was debating **Bricker** , but the party should commission a new cuddlier one with Gravitas. [/QUOTE] I’d recommend giving that commission to [Scott Adams.](http://www.amazon.com/Dilbert-Way-Weasel-Scott-Adams/dp/0752215590/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/102-0323301-0796122?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1185912661&sr=8-2) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-slogan-for-the-democrats-next-election/413479.md?page=4)