# Best smelling cologne - a poll for the ladies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-smelling-cologne-a-poll-for-the-ladies/52892>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 2, 2001, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-smelling-cologne-a-poll-for-the-ladies/52892 "2001-02-02T17:58:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-smelling-cologne-a-poll-for-the-ladies/52892/41 "2001-02-07T07:00:04Z")

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Ugh. Let’s pretend that I know the difference between “your” and “you’re,” shall we?

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-smelling-cologne-a-poll-for-the-ladies/52892/42 "2001-02-07T07:28:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \*  
> \*\*  
> And last, but definitely not least, **Veb**. What is there to say? Your SN is YOU. You don’t need, or want, anything else, whether you think it’s cuter or whatever. You know why, 'cause your a MODERATOR. And it’s better to be feared than loved. Just look at Uncle Beer. 🙂  
> [sub]Oh geez, I’m going to pay for that one…[/sub] \*\*

::Looks at Uncle Beer. Winces.  
Dumps $2.99 (sale at Walmart) quart bottle of _Jungle Heat Musk Cologne And De-Icer_ right ontoppa **KKBattousai’s** head.::

Good luck with the love life, Stinky. I’m gonna go arbitrarily lock some threads. The things ya gotta do around here for a little _respect_.

::shuffles off muttering::

Veb

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-smelling-cologne-a-poll-for-the-ladies/52892/43 "2001-02-07T09:53:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mnemosyne \*  
> \*\*Hugo. Hugo. Hugo. Hugo.
> 
> It drives me absolutely insane, to the point where my boyfriend is hesitant to wear it if we’re gonna be out with people (especially family) because he’s afraid I’ll just jump him in front of them! \*\*

[sub]note to self…buy something call Hugo…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-smelling-cologne-a-poll-for-the-ladies/52892/44 "2001-02-07T22:17:56Z")

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Halston z-14,  
Fino by Davidoff  
Joop  
Jovan sex appeal for men

All of these scents put me in heat, especially Fino. mmmmmmmm 'nuff said.

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