# Best Snake (Simpson's) lines

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 8, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-snake-simpsons-lines/212110 "2003-11-08T20:42:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ura-Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-snake-simpsons-lines/212110/21 "2003-11-09T21:52:52Z")

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“I told the guard I was going to the john, and then I TOTALLY stabbed him!”

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**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-snake-simpsons-lines/212110/22 "2003-11-09T22:07:16Z")

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In the same ‘Li’l Bandit’ episode, when Snake’s stringing a steel wire across the road for Homer to drive thru\*:

"Okay, head comes off, Li’l Bandit rolls to a gentle stop, _ **everybody wins!**"_

\*unfortunately this whole scene seems to have been cut for time in syndication :mad:

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