# Best song from The Simpsons?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 27, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071 "2010-11-27T14:27:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/21 "2010-11-27T21:43:28Z")

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Epic poll thread.

Honorable mention to Paint Your Wagon. Not because the song is anything clever, but because that whole scene cracks me up.

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/22 "2010-11-27T22:11:04Z")

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My main “other” is “Dancing Away My Hunger Pains” from the [Hungry Hungry Homer](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungry,_Hungry_Homer) episode.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/23 "2010-11-27T22:18:51Z")

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Other: [In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4QnVoH8omw&feature=related)

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**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/24 "2010-11-27T22:28:38Z")

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My favourites are “The Garbage Man Can” as well as “I’m Checking in” from the ninth season premiere “The City Of New York vs. Homer Simpson”

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**Author:** ![Nicest\_of\_the\_Damned](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicest\_of\_the\_Damned](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicest_of_the_Damned)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/25 "2010-11-27T23:17:08Z")

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“Springfield, Springfield it’s a hell of a town,  
The schoolyard’s up and the Kwick-e Mart’s down…”

Also, Homer’s version of “Hey Big Spender” he sang during the yard sale. I love that episode just because it created “Disco Stu.”

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**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/26 "2010-11-27T23:23:05Z")

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> [@interface2x](#):
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> …I kind of missed the inclusion of the Mediocre Presidents song.
> 
> "We are the mediocre presidents!  
> You won’t find our faces on dollars or on cents!  
> There’s Taylor, there’s Tyler, there’s Filmore and there’s Hayes  
> There’s William Henry Harrison, _I died in thirty days!_
> 
> …and so on 😃

Agreed

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/27 "2010-11-27T23:48:57Z")

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Take me to [Mount Splashmore](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuZhQQHlhQ0). Now.

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/28 "2010-11-28T00:25:27Z")

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Someone needs to start a Simpsons song madness game over in the Game Room.

Joe

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**Author:** ![Pitchmeister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pitchmeister/32/3459_2.png) [@Pitchmeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pitchmeister)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/29 "2010-11-28T00:30:16Z")

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I voted for _See My Vest_, but missed two items on the list:

- The Amendment Song (“There’s a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom/ I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat 'em”)

- Flaming Moe’s (not sung by a character, but still hilarious - “Where liquor in a mug/ can warm you like a hug/ Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.”)

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/30 "2010-11-28T01:56:19Z")

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> [@wheresgeorge04](#):
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> Someone needs to start a Simpsons song madness game over in the Game Room.

Uh-oh, I think I know what I may be wasting my time on this week…

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2010, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/31 "2010-11-28T02:06:04Z")

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if best is singular

We Do (The Stonecutter’s Song) - The Stonecutters

also good

Canyonero - TV Commercial

See My Vest - Mr. Burns

Stonecutters whole episode was great for the theme and the song was a good presentation of the theme.

Canyonero was a good poke at society which that show does best.

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**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/32 "2010-11-28T02:26:11Z")

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Really surprised the Max Power song isn’t doing better. I’d also vote for the New Orleans song from _Oh, Streetcar!_, were it listed.

_If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip  
To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip’_

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2010, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/33 "2010-11-28T04:27:34Z")

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I voted for [del]Kodos[/del] _Dr. Zaius_. I think that’s the one that makes me laugh the hardest. After that it’d be the Monorail song (“the ring came off my pudding can!”), We Do, Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart (if only for “He lied to us through song! I hate it when people do that!”) and See My Vest.

The best thing about the Canyonero song, I think, it’s the lyrics. It’s that shot of all the deer flying hundreds of feet into the air after being hit by the car, one after the other after the other.

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**Post date:** [November 28, 2010, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/34 "2010-11-28T05:03:47Z")

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I voted for the _We Do_ Stone cutters song, but a mention has to go to Tito Puente’s _Senor Burns_.

¡SEÑOR BUUUUUURNS!

¡CON EL CORAZÓN DE PERRO!

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7ag-owTGckE/hqdefault.jpg "Tito Puente singin' to Mr. Burns") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ag-owTGckE)

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**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2010, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/35 "2010-11-28T05:27:10Z")

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Scorpio!!!

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**Author:** ![AutumnLeaves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@AutumnLeaves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AutumnLeaves)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2010, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-from-the-simpsons/562071/36 "2010-11-28T08:08:26Z")

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SHAVING my SHOULDERS, I’m getting it all off…  
If not that, one of the songs from _Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off_!

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