# Best song with oral sex as a central theme **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 21, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107 "2014-09-21T20:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/21 "2014-09-22T00:05:27Z")
Don’t let your son go down on me. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/22 "2014-09-22T00:28:06Z")
France Gall - Les sucettes (1966) Winner of the Eurovision Song contest. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MoMv1njA1GA/hqdefault.jpg "France Gall - Les sucettes (1966)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoMv1njA1GA) The singer didn’t know what it was about. She thought it was about sucking lollipops. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/23 "2014-09-22T00:30:27Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > Don’t let your son go down on me. U2 disagrees: “On your knees boy” from Mysterious Ways. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/24 "2014-09-22T00:35:20Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Nearly every **ZZ Top** song. LOL. In particular, I’d like to nominate “Pearl Necklace.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/25 "2014-09-22T00:41:02Z")
“Sunshine and Lollipops” - Lesley Gore. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/26 "2014-09-22T01:12:09Z")
> [@mbh](#): > > “Yummy Yummy Yummy”, by Arthur Resnick and Joey Levine, first recorded by Ohio Express. > > In the post-Monica Lewinsky era, it doesn’t sound quite as innocent as it did in 1968. And it didn’t sound all that innocent in 1968. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/27 "2014-09-22T01:19:42Z")
There’s a Rhapsody in Blue joke somewhere but I’ll be damned if I can find it. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/28 "2014-09-22T01:23:41Z")
**Start Me Up** , Rolling Stones; “She’d make a dead man come. . .” ---
**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/29 "2014-09-22T01:36:47Z")
> [@Peter\_Morris](#): > > France Gall - Les sucettes (1966) > Winner of the Eurovision Song contest. > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoMv1njA1GA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoMv1njA1GA) > The singer didn’t know what it was about. She thought it was about sucking lollipops. France Gall won Eurovision but she won with Poupee de cire pouepee de son, not with that vulgar filth ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/30 "2014-09-22T01:40:25Z")
P!nk - “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)” ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/31 "2014-09-22T01:53:51Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > _Miracles_, by Jefferson Starship. > > _I had a taste of the real world [just a part of it] > When I went down on you, girl._ _I had a taste of the real world [just a drop of it]_ Which then rhymes with: _When I went down on you, girl.[don’t ever stop it]_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/32 "2014-09-22T02:22:07Z")
Bryan Adams, Summer of 69 The Knack, Good Girls Don’t ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/33 "2014-09-22T02:23:14Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > _Miracles_, by Jefferson Starship. > > _I had a taste of the real world [just a part of it] > When I went down on you, girl._ See, we do agree on something. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/34 "2014-09-22T02:30:26Z")
“Given The Dog A Bone” by AC/DC? ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/35 "2014-09-22T03:00:05Z")
Madonna’s [Like a Prayer](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ). ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/36 "2014-09-22T03:29:05Z")
[Lick My Love Pump (in D Minor)](http://vimeo.com/92699399) by Spinal Tap 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/37 "2014-09-22T03:44:12Z")
[Catholic Girls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMdhWRO4-dQ) by Frank Zappa ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/38 "2014-09-22T03:50:05Z")
Scorpions - “Rock You Like a Hurricane” Faith No More - [“Be Aggressive”](http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/faithnomore/beaggressive.html) ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/39 "2014-09-22T03:53:19Z")
> [@Flywheel](#): > > “Semi-Charmed Life,” anyone?..anyone?.. I thought that was about crystal meth? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/40 "2014-09-22T04:58:07Z")
I nominate [Lo estás haciendo muy bien](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5J5QGP28ng) (You’re doing it just fine). Except for a few lines it could be about anything in the world, and people who had banned their teenaged children from “listening to such filth” have been heard humming it. Then again, when the group’s name is Semen Up you know what kind of lyrics to expect. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107.md?page=3)