# Best song with oral sex as a central theme **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 21, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107 "2014-09-21T20:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DChord568](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@DChord568](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DChord568)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/41 "2014-09-22T05:44:19Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Bryan Adams, Summer of 69 Bryan Adams said this years after the fact in some misguided attempt to appear hip. However, the guy who wrote the song (including most of the lyrics) with him strongly disagrees that there was any intent to make the song about this. He says the story is just exactly what it says, nothing more. And come on, how lame can you get? “'Summer of ‘69’ [leer]…well, you know what that was _really_ about, right?” :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/42 "2014-09-22T07:23:17Z")
Huh? I’d have thought the FIRST song mentioned would’ve been _Honeysuckle Rose_! \*When I’m taking sips from your tasty lips Seems the honey fairly drips You’re confection, goodness knows Honeysuckle rose \* ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/43 "2014-09-22T09:55:46Z")
Frank Zappa - [Sy Borg](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PRjivglNzQ) No mucking around with double entendres in this song 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Art\_Rock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/art_rock/32/525_2.png) [@Art\_Rock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Art_Rock)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/44 "2014-09-22T10:05:54Z")
Cecilia by Simon and Garfunkel (I go up to wash my face, when I come back to bed someone’s taken my place) One by U2 (did I disappoint you… or leave a bad taste in your mouth…) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/45 "2014-09-22T11:11:58Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > LOL. In particular, I’d like to nominate “Pearl Necklace.” Or “Tube Snake Boogie” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/46 "2014-09-22T11:14:15Z")
Red Peters’ “Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/VmJvvo8PvIg/hqdefault.jpg "Red Peters - Blow Me, You Hardly Know Me") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmJvvo8PvIg) ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/47 "2014-09-22T11:26:44Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > Faith No More - [“Be Aggressive”](http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/faithnomore/beaggressive.html) This gets my vote. Best joke ever played on a lead vocalist. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/48 "2014-09-22T11:38:12Z")
These threads quickly become lists. I will add a song to the list - I but I do NOT think of it as a “best” example - in fact it creeps me out: **Dance Hall Days by Wang Chung** has the lines - > [@](#): > > Take your baby by the hair > And pull her close and there, there, there > And take your baby by the ears > And play upon her darkest fears I was never a fan, and rarely come across it anymore, but when I do, I change the channel… ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/49 "2014-09-22T15:36:42Z")
> [@Flywheel](#): > > “Semi-Charmed Life,” anyone?..anyone?.. > [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > I thought that was about crystal meth? It’s totally about crystal meth. It does mention a BJ towards the beginning, tho. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/50 "2014-09-22T15:41:40Z")
**The Jesus & Mary Chain** - Just Like Honey ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/51 "2014-09-22T15:50:03Z")
This thread is done NOW! It’s [all over](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJJQpSzDgC0). ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/52 "2014-09-22T16:27:40Z")
Leonard Cohen’s _[Chelsea Hotel #2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU4eMn3gn4I)_; and although he was sorry about it later in life, earlier on, he was very clear about the lady ‘giving [him] head on the unmade bed’ being none other than Janis Joplin. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/53 "2014-09-22T17:07:01Z")
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**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/54 "2014-09-22T19:33:20Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > [Catholic Girls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMdhWRO4-dQ) by Frank Zappa Do instrumentals count? Zappa: _I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth_. ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/55 "2014-09-22T19:40:35Z")
By far, the song “Iris” by Live ([YouTube Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZAspaIkZrM#t=00m40s)): > [@](#): > > I liked the way my hand looked on your head > in the presence of my knuckles > but the beauty of this vision alone just like yesterday’s sunset > has been perverted by the sentimental > and mistaken for love hand on head: check mistaken for love: check > [@](#): > > the felix of your truth will always break > it and the iris of your eye will always shake it staring up at the receiver: check > [@](#): > > I liked the way my hand looked on your head > in the presence of my struggle > but the beauty of this vision alone I can’t shake from my tree just yet > it keeps invading all my private moments knowing it is wrong: check ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/56 "2014-09-22T19:46:57Z")
Kings of Leon - [Sex on Fire](http://www.metrolyrics.com/sex-on-fire-lyrics-kings-of-leon.html)? Blowfly - [girl let me cum in your mouth](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnKPn90mNG0) ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/57 "2014-09-22T20:15:49Z")
“Eat at Home” by Paul McCartney? ---
**Author:** ![Dodgecity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cab0a1/32.png) [@Dodgecity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dodgecity)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/58 "2014-09-22T21:42:42Z")
Goddo- Carole ,Kiss My Whip [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/BqIle8cTP4I/maxresdefault.jpg "Goddo - Carole, Kiss My Whip") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqIle8cTP4I) ---
**Author:** ![Lemmytheseal2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/82dd89/32.png) [@Lemmytheseal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemmytheseal2)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/59 "2014-09-22T22:21:53Z")
> [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](#): > > Leonard Cohen’s _[Chelsea Hotel #2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU4eMn3gn4I)_; and although he was sorry about it later in life, earlier on, he was very clear about the lady ‘giving [him] head on the unmade bed’ being none other than Janis Joplin. About twenty years later, he wrote and growled a song about giving a woman head, in “[Light As the Breeze](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-wmnXF91Xo).” The clip is from him playing it live, twenty years after that! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/60 "2014-09-23T03:28:33Z")
[Red Hot Chili Peppers Give it Away](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr_uHJPUlO8) > [@](#): > > Lucky me swimmin’ in my ability > Dancin’ down on life with agility > Come and drink it up from my fertility > Blessed with a bucket of lucky mobility > > My mom I love her ‘cause she love me > Long gone are the times when she scrub me > Feelin’ good my brother gonna hug me > Drink my juice young love chug-a-lug me [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107.md?page=4)