# Best song with oral sex as a central theme

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 21, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107 "2014-09-21T20:38:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2014, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/101 "2014-10-19T22:10:47Z")

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**“Eat the Music”** by **Kate Bush**. I don’t really need to explain the symbolism in the [lyrics](http://www.metrolyrics.com/eat-the-music-lyrics-kate-bush.html), do I?

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/102 "2014-10-20T00:27:30Z")

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_She Goes Down_ - Motley Crüe and possible _Slice of your Pie_?

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2014, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/103 "2014-10-20T01:01:13Z")

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> [@Johanna](#):
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> **“Eat the Music”** by **Kate Bush**. I don’t really need to explain the symbolism in the [lyrics](http://www.metrolyrics.com/eat-the-music-lyrics-kate-bush.html), do I?

Holy shit, I had never heard that song before and it’s one of the most delightfully dirty things I’ve ever heard. 😃

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**Author:** ![GreenElf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GreenElf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenElf)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2014, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/104 "2014-10-21T00:21:31Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> [Blow The Man Down](http://shanty.rendance.org/lyrics/showlyric.php/blowdown).
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> Yeah, I know.

And “On Top Of Old Smokie” is about …:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/105 "2014-10-21T00:37:19Z")

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> [@GreenElf](#):
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> And “On Top Of Old Smokie” is about …:rolleyes:

Traffic infraction ticket avoidance. Amiright?

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/106 "2014-10-21T01:16:14Z")

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I’ve always thought ‘Love in an Elevator’ by Aerosmith qualified.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2014, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-song-with-oral-sex-as-a-central-theme/699107/107 "2014-10-21T01:24:45Z")

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Battle Hymn of the Republic?

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> Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord

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