Best Strategy if You've Just Killed an Intruder

Added this to the potential repertoire - thanks! “I was in fear for my life and my family, and I stopped the perp.”

Would a wikipedia page suffice?

I LOL’d.

But if he wanted a Real-Life case of that, on pg. 2 of this thread, I did link to a guy who thought that grilling his fiancee on his Weber was the way to do it. It didn’t work, but made for decent black comedy.