# Best superhero to make love with. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 20, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894 "2010-06-20T18:51:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/41 "2010-06-21T20:21:22Z")
> [@](#): > > - I would imagine that if Kryptonians have super breath, they could both blow super-hard…and suck. It would make “she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch” or “she could suck a grapefruit through a garden hose” a whole new level of meaning. Suddenly Supergirl is moving to the top of the list… I’m pretty sure that’s a _bad_ thing. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/42 "2010-06-21T22:23:03Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > So c’mon - how can the actual powers of female superheroes be turned to advantage when it comes to knockin’ boots? Hmm, I bet a superheroine with healing powers could give multiple male orgasms. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/43 "2010-06-21T22:30:27Z")
Oh, and: > [@](#): > > So c’mon - how can the actual powers of female superheroes be turned to advantage when it comes to knockin’ boots? Nerds are not exclusively heterosexual males, you know. There’s no need to exclude those who would prefer to knock boots with male superheroes. ---
**Author:** ![Kylede](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a6a055/32.png) [@Kylede](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kylede)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/44 "2010-06-22T02:31:19Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Oh, and:Nerds are not exclusively heterosexual males, you know. There’s no need to exclude those who would prefer to knock boots with male superheroes. Thank you Chronos…as a gay man I have to say \*\* Captain America.\*\*..Sweet, charming, blond hair, blue eyes. Total Hunk!!! But since I am a gay man, I would get bored with that in about 2 weeks and cheat on him with… **Hawkeye**. Blond hair, blue eyes, swashbuckling and a bit of a rouge. Yeah thats my kinda guy…at least for a few months…then the fact that wew oudl be hiding it from Mockingbird (becasue Hawk would totally be “On the Downlow” about us…I have totally dated guys like him) I would have to leave him for,… **Northstar**. He has already worked throught his gay issues, and once againI think i have to point out the “super speed vibration” issue some people have pointed out. We like it too!!! ---
**Author:** ![Anduinel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Anduinel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anduinel)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/45 "2010-06-22T02:44:23Z")
> [@Kylede](#): > > **Northstar**. He has already worked throught his gay issues, and once againI think i have to point out the “super speed vibration” issue some people have pointed out. We like it too!!! Thank you, **Kylede** – we have achieved “I’ll be in my bunk” status on this end. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/46 "2010-06-22T02:47:40Z")
[Catseye.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catseye) Feline = sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/47 "2010-06-22T03:04:49Z")
Required [link](http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html) for this topic ---
**Author:** ![Sycorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Sycorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sycorax)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/48 "2010-06-22T03:21:54Z")
Batman…but only if Val Kilmer is his secret identity. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/49 "2010-06-22T03:24:35Z")
The Stepford Cuckoos would seem to be deliciously kinky. I never know what ages any characters are these days, though they look legal. See [here](http://www.comicsbulletin.com/soapbox/images/0807/cuckoos.jpg) and their activities [here](http://sites.google.com/site/kirkdh/cuckoos.JPG). Used to be five of them. Is time traveling part of the deal? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/50 "2010-06-22T03:26:26Z")
Yes, the unwed Elastigirl was quite yummy, but I’ve always had a thing for the younger Silk Spectre: [http://a2.vox.com/6a00cdf3ac0c23cb8f00e398b2e71a0001-500pi](http://a2.vox.com/6a00cdf3ac0c23cb8f00e398b2e71a0001-500pi) [http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/news/watchmen/silk-spectre.jpg](http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/news/watchmen/silk-spectre.jpg) And I could be persuaded to pass some time with various incarnations of Supergirl: [http://www.cadmuslabs.com/downloads/wallpapers/images/supergirl\_4.jpg](http://www.cadmuslabs.com/downloads/wallpapers/images/supergirl_4.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/51 "2010-06-22T04:20:04Z")
Stephen Strange, it would be magical. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/52 "2010-06-22T16:51:48Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Nerds are not exclusively heterosexual males, you know. There’s no need to exclude those who would prefer to knock boots with male superheroes. Oh, totally; as a het male, I was focusing on my own preferences but yeah, no exclusion intended. I was just stuck trying to think through powers of women superheroes, so it wasn’t just a looks thing… ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/53 "2010-06-23T00:23:57Z")
Does [Uma Thurman’s version of Poison Ivy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTqtWAiABoQ) count? If not, I have no second choice. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/54 "2010-06-23T14:20:35Z")
Poison Ivy’s not a superhero(ine). I’ll also vote for Elektra, as played by Jennifer Garner. A smokin’ hawt heroine in a crappy movie: [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Elektra\_teaser.jpg](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Elektra_teaser.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/55 "2010-06-23T14:48:28Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Any of the shapeshifters. You know, for variety. yep [I mean how hot was Mystique](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1dVZ3r83Bo) ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/56 "2010-06-23T14:54:07Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > Catwoman. > > But only if it’s 1960s era Ertha Kitt. > > Or Barbarella. Oh Hell no. [Julie Newmar rules](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-ambmfMryM) ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/57 "2010-06-23T15:02:55Z")
> [@The New and Improved Superman](#): > > While not the most well-known hero ever, [Mr. Terrific](http://toonopedia.com/mrterrif.htm) ought to be cited since his “super ability” is that he’s simply the best at every form of human endeavor, including…y’know. > > “Noooobody DOES it better!” For a minute I thought you meant [Stanley Beemish](Stanley Beemish) from the old TV show. ---
**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/58 "2010-06-23T15:18:39Z")
on a slightly related ,I wondered why they decided [this action figure of Big Barda](http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=MTN7168) had to come with her own vibrator. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/59 "2010-06-23T17:28:07Z")
I’m a home-spun kinda guy. I’m going to have to go with Ma Kent. say, a _20 year-old_ Ma Kent. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/60 "2010-06-23T19:09:21Z")
> [@cosmosdan](#): > > on a slightly related ,I wondered why they decided [this action figure of Big Barda](http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=MTN7168) had to come with her own vibrator. Fool of a Hunger Dog! That is a Mega-Rod. It’s used for killing, not loving. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894.md?page=4)