# Best superhero to make love with. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 20, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894 "2010-06-20T18:51:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/81 "2010-06-25T22:55:39Z")
On the female side, isn’t it canonically someone? Like the Celestial Madonna? (Huh, if it’s her, that’s an Englehart character, natch.) Or am I imagining that? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/82 "2010-06-25T23:52:53Z")
Vampirella ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/83 "2010-06-26T00:04:54Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Except you’d need a\*\* Kryptonite condom\*\*. Niven could write a sequel to his _Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex_; titled _Woman of Steel, Man of Toothpaste_. I got you [covered](http://s279.photobucket.com/albums/kk150/Superhal/?action=view¤t=trojanswkryptonite.jpg&newest=1), buddy. On the plus side, they can also be used for women screwing Superman because it would prevent his super-sperm from burrowing through your body and digging into your brain. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/84 "2010-06-26T00:34:27Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > I’m a home-spun kinda guy. > > I’m going to have to go with Ma Kent. > > say, a _20 year-old_ Ma Kent. Played by Annette O’Toole? I’m totally there! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/85 "2010-06-26T06:21:10Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > She’s not a super-hero. > > Or, for that matter, a super-villain. Who the hell invited you to my sexual fantasy? G E T O U T! > [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I meant that Michelle Pfeiffer was hot in that movie. But that was nearly 20 years ago; I don’t know what she looks like now. > > I’m in that minority who does not think Halle Berry especially hot. Yes, well, you’re still not invited. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/86 "2010-06-26T11:08:08Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > Vampirella Are you _kidding?!? She’s a vampire!_ _She’d suck you dry!_ …wait…oh, yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/87 "2010-06-26T13:18:20Z")
Spider-Man, if you like to swing. ---
**Author:** ![Leaking\_Boot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e68b1a/32.png) [@Leaking\_Boot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaking_Boot)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/88 "2010-10-05T13:33:32Z")
Catwoman probably wins on the sexy front, but I do believe Emma Frost would be pretty kinky - great outfits. Gotta love Power Girl though, just for that opening on her uniform. Genius. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/89 "2010-10-05T13:58:48Z")
It always used to be Batman/Micheal Keaton but he’s been gently overtaken by Iron Man/Robert Downey Jr. But there’s always Nightcrawler, though he’s a bit too vanilla for me, I fear. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/90 "2010-10-05T15:16:50Z")
Magneto. Hey, he was a superhero once, for awhile. The comics version, circa around the mid-80s. Not Ian McKellen (I’m not his type anyway). Dr. Strange would be cool too. He’d take us to another dimension. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/91 "2010-10-05T18:55:59Z")
Mystique, hands-down. She’s not just a shapeshifter, she’s a naughty shapeshifter. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/92 "2010-10-05T19:01:38Z")
[QUOTE=Superhal;12598930 Black Canary: When she gets off, I want the world to know.] [/QUOTE] The world will know,she’ll tweet about it. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/93 "2010-10-05T19:07:12Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > It always used to be Batman/Micheal Keaton but he’s been gently overtaken by Iron Man/Robert Downey Jr. > > But there’s always Nightcrawler, though he’s a bit too vanilla for me, I fear. I am morally certain that Nightcrawler has used his tail in a phallic manner. He’s never struck me as vanilla, though he’d probably be very chivalrous. > [@B.Serum](#): > > Mystique, hands-down. She’s not just a shapeshifter, she’s a naughty shapeshifter. Yes, but she’ll also kill you for any reason that suits her. > [@Superhal](#): > > Black Canary: When she gets off, I want the world to know. If you’re that close to her canary cry, I wouldn’t expect to survive. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/94 "2010-10-05T19:17:15Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > > [@Anaamika](#): > > > > It always used to be Batman/Micheal Keaton but he’s been gently overtaken by Iron Man/Robert Downey Jr. > > > > But there’s always Nightcrawler, though he’s a bit too vanilla for me, I fear. > > I am morally certain that Nightcrawler has used his tail in a phallic manner. > > He’s never struck me as vanilla, though he’d probably be very chivalrous. So religious, is what I feared - I can’t really see him getting down and dirty. ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/95 "2010-10-05T19:19:23Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > > [@Anaamika](#): > > > > It always used to be Batman/Micheal Keaton but he’s been gently overtaken by Iron Man/Robert Downey Jr. > > > > But there’s always Nightcrawler, though he’s a bit too vanilla for me, I fear. > > I am morally certain that Nightcrawler has used his tail in a phallic manner. > > He’s never struck me as vanilla, though he’d probably be very chivalrous. Mmm. And talking dirty to me in German. Yes, please! ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/96 "2010-10-05T21:23:57Z")
I have to say, if you’re making love to a shapeshifter, you’d better be sure it’s not one with an impish sense of humor. Or an outright sick sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/97 "2010-10-05T21:31:47Z")
> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#): > > > [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > > > I am morally certain that Nightcrawler has used his tail in a phallic manner. > > > > He’s never struck me as vanilla, though he’d probably be very chivalrous. > > Mmm. And talking dirty to me in German. Yes, please! Yes, but you’d have to be in the Marvel Universe. The problems with that are infinite as well as obvious.l ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/98 "2010-10-05T21:44:57Z")
No love for Doctor Octopus? ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/99 "2010-10-05T22:06:16Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > No love for Doctor Octopus? He’s big in Japan. ---
**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/100 "2010-10-05T23:02:57Z")
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