# Best superhero to make love with.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 20, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894 "2010-06-20T18:51:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/101 "2010-10-05T23:38:31Z")

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Does Jet Girl count? As long as it’s Naomi Watts in glasses, I’ll take her.

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**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2010, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/102 "2010-10-05T23:54:25Z")

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Personally, I would try to do just about every lass in the Dave Cockrum-era Legion of Lingerie Models, er, I mean the Legion of Super-Heroes. I would probably die, but what a way to go.  
Supergirl, Zatanna, Black Canary and Janet Pym aren’t bad either.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/103 "2010-10-06T00:21:52Z")

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I found Zatana on Smallville to be rather sexy, but I prefer the Supergirl from the comics.

And I found Zatana sexy even in the full magicians outfit (rather than the cut-off version she wears as a superhero/at cosplay parties.)

And, yes, I also had a thing for Raven on the Teen Titans show, and I thought she was a better match for Robin. Grown up she’s hotter, but her personality is not as good, so I’m happier with a Starfire/Robin pairing.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/104 "2010-10-06T04:10:05Z")

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[Isis](http://static.hometheaterforum.com/imgrepo/3/34/htf_imgcache_36023.jpeg)[.](http://dr-hermes.livejournal.com/tag/joanna%20cameron) Best [legs](http://pacocamino.blogspot.com/2008/08/joanna-cameron-all-american-isis-hottie.html) of any super hero.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/105 "2010-10-06T14:26:08Z")

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> [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](#):
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> Personally, I would try to do just about every lass in the Dave Cockrum-era Legion of Lingerie Models, er, I mean the Legion of Super-Heroes. I would probably die, but what a way to go.

You wouldn’t _die_ unless you were making moves on Shrinking Violet. Legionnaires don’t kill.

Well, maybe Wildfire. I never thought he followed the Code for any reason other than pragmatic ones.

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**Author:** ![PaleAndTragic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3be4f8/32.png) [@PaleAndTragic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaleAndTragic)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2010, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/106 "2010-10-08T00:02:41Z")

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Superman, as long as he looks like Brandon Routh.

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**Author:** ![Mekhazzio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b38774/32.png) [@Mekhazzio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mekhazzio)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2010, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/107 "2010-10-09T01:58:32Z")

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> [@Ranchoth](#):
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> I have to say, if you’re making love to a shapeshifter, you’d better be sure it’s not one with an impish sense of humor. Or an outright sick sense of humor.

Isn’t that pretty much the point? It’s not bestiality when it’s Beast Boy 😃

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/108 "2010-10-09T02:44:19Z")

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> [@Mekhazzio](#):
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> > [@Ranchoth](#):
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> > I have to say, if you’re making love to a shapeshifter, you’d better be sure it’s not one with an impish sense of humor. Or an outright sick sense of humor.
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> Isn’t that pretty much the point? It’s not bestiality when it’s Beast Boy 😃

Technically, it wouldn’t be necrophilic incest, either, depending on what the shapeshifter turned into. But all other issues aside, there are some things I _really don’t_ want to get _surprised_ with. :eek: 😉

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2010, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/109 "2010-10-09T03:39:16Z")

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There’s always G-Girl. Though such a relationship did prove to be …problematic upon a time.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/110 "2010-10-09T03:45:43Z")

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[Stripperella](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stripperella)

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2010, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/111 "2010-10-09T05:09:51Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I don’t doubt that there’s plenty of not-safe-for-work (or for sanity) fanart of Katara out there, but most of what you’d find (especially with Safe Search) is safe. Especially given that folks who live on ice shelves don’t tend to often show much skin.

(This is from June) Ah, but she moves off of that ice shelf to warmer climes and the clothes get lighter and lighter until she’s revealing midriff. She also prefers a two-piece when she’s swimming and it’s never really clear whether it’s a true bathing suit or underclothing.\* Plus she bathes in a pool once, presumably nude though you only see her shoulders.

True, there’s nothing NSFW but I got an imagination. It’s not for nothing that TV Tropes has a whole page of [Fetish Fuel](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FetishFuel/Ptitlemxi508a6) devoted to the show.

\*After all, what use does an Arctic sweller have for a bathing suit?

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/112 "2010-10-11T10:25:19Z")

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> [@Rick](#):
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> [Isis](http://static.hometheaterforum.com/imgrepo/3/34/htf_imgcache_36023.jpeg)[.](http://dr-hermes.livejournal.com/tag/joanna%20cameron) Best [legs](http://pacocamino.blogspot.com/2008/08/joanna-cameron-all-american-isis-hottie.html) of any super hero.

Oh mighty Isis!

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@Captain\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/113 "2010-10-11T10:35:01Z")

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Linda Carter as Wonder Woman. That was my first childhood introductions to a fine piece of ass.

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**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/114 "2010-10-15T17:53:25Z")

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Someone mentioned Duo Damsel in an earlier thread.

But…before she was DD, she was … Triplicate Girl…

Think I’ll go back in time and take that option…Triplets! Ohhhhh Yessssss!

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-superhero-to-make-love-with/543894/115 "2010-10-15T17:57:37Z")

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> [@ministryman](#):
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> Someone mentioned Duo Damsel in an earlier thread.
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> But…before she was DD, she was … Triplicate Girl…
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> Think I’ll go back in time and take that option…Triplets! Ohhhhh Yessssss!

On the plus side you might have better odds than average of seeing the identical-girl-on-identical-girl-on-identical-girl action you seem to covet, since Llornu is more likely to see it as masturbation than incest.

On the minus side, she was about 15. This might give some of us pause.

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