# Best thread hijack lines that don't involve race, religion or sex **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 28, 2013, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-thread-hijack-lines-that-dont-involve-race-religion-or-sex/667362 "2013-08-28T02:11:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-thread-hijack-lines-that-dont-involve-race-religion-or-sex/667362/21 "2013-09-01T00:21:45Z")
Beans make me fart. ---
**Author:** ![SirGalahad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@SirGalahad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SirGalahad)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-thread-hijack-lines-that-dont-involve-race-religion-or-sex/667362/22 "2013-09-01T13:54:21Z")
Flashbacks from the 60s, which basically describe all my posts anywhere, at least the ones I can remember. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-thread-hijack-lines-that-dont-involve-race-religion-or-sex/667362/23 "2013-09-01T14:05:10Z")
Spam and eggs and Spam ---
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-thread-hijack-lines-that-dont-involve-race-religion-or-sex/667362/24 "2013-09-01T19:59:41Z")
Make a comment that includes a thinly veiled, slightly derogatory reference to overweight people. ---
**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-thread-hijack-lines-that-dont-involve-race-religion-or-sex/667362/25 "2013-09-01T20:47:04Z")
I got something pierced today. Guess correctly and I’ll post pics. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-thread-hijack-lines-that-dont-involve-race-religion-or-sex/667362/26 "2013-09-01T23:24:18Z")
> [@aNewLeaf](#): > > I got something pierced today. Guess correctly and I’ll post pics. Good one. Comment about tattoos (you hate them or you’re going to get one, perhaps ask for suggestions about what would look good on a particular piece of anatomy etc etc.) ---
**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-thread-hijack-lines-that-dont-involve-race-religion-or-sex/667362/27 "2013-09-01T23:27:17Z")
> [@Battle\_Pope](#): > > Good one. Seconded, and to riff on that idea - cleavage pics. Wasn’t there a thread like that here a few months ago? edit: although I guess that goes against my own prohibition against sex oriented hijacks. Shit. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-thread-hijack-lines-that-dont-involve-race-religion-or-sex/667362/28 "2013-09-01T23:31:43Z")
Your favorite band, movie, or writer sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Renifer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Renifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renifer)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-thread-hijack-lines-that-dont-involve-race-religion-or-sex/667362/29 "2013-09-02T02:09:27Z")
The behavior of kids today (though it can lead toward political) _CSI_ and the misconceptions of how forensics works Celebrities _Lord of the Rings_ and _Star Wars_ _The Hunger Games_, _The Mortal Instruments_ and other 'tween movies and One Direction _Fifty Shades of Grey_ Zombies ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-thread-hijack-lines-that-dont-involve-race-religion-or-sex/667362/30 "2013-09-02T13:46:58Z")
You look fat in those pants. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-thread-hijack-lines-that-dont-involve-race-religion-or-sex/667362.md?page=1)