# Best TV Theme song

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-theme-song/79168>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 31, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-theme-song/79168 "2001-08-31T18:27:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-theme-song/79168/81 "2001-09-04T19:03:57Z")

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Here is a few more. I watch too much TV.

\*Married With Children  
Jeopardy  
L.A. Law  
The Beverly Hillbillies  
The Addams Family  
The Munsters  
Space 1999  
Dr. Who  
Star Trek

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**Author:** ![psychogumby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c0e974/32.png) [@psychogumby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychogumby)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-theme-song/79168/82 "2001-09-04T21:43:44Z")

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- Barney Miller \* (great 70s bass porn style music)
- Roseanne \* (sounds like striptease music)
- South Park \*
- Seinfeld \*
- Family Guy \*

yeah, everyone has already mentioned the other themes I was going to suggest …

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**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-theme-song/79168/83 "2001-09-05T01:38:28Z")

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I can’t believe I’m the first to mention

- Sanford and Son
- The Norm Show (Too Bad)

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-theme-song/79168/84 "2001-09-05T02:17:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mudshark \*  
> **Star Trek**

Okay, quick:

What are the official _lyrics_ to the original _Star Trek_ theme song? And no, this is **not** a trick question.

You have 30 seconds. Go!

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-theme-song/79168/85 "2001-09-05T04:32:25Z")

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I remember watching **Greatest American Hero** when I was a kid, but I have no recollection of the theme music. Seeing all the votes for it here makes me wish the Sci-Fi Channel or some other station showed it in re-runs.

But the votes for the ones I _can_ recall are:

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Law and Order  
Millenium \*\* (that short-lived show with Lance Henriksen)  
\*\*Malcolm in the Middle  
E.R.  
L.A. Law  
Cheers  
Night Court  
All in the Family  
Picket Fences  
Miami Vice  
The Simpsons

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-theme-song/79168/86 "2001-09-05T06:33:47Z")

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Atreyu wrote:

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> I remember watching **Greatest American Hero** when I was a kid, but I have no recollection of the theme music.

Let’s see if this jogs your memory:  
\*Lookit what’s happened to meee-heee,  
I can’t believe it myself,  
Suddenly I’m up on top of the world –  
Shoulda been somebody else!

Believe it or not, **IIIIII’M** walkin’ on a-a-air,  
I Never thought I could feel so free-heee-heee,  
Flyin’ away **ON A** wiiing and a prayer –  
Who could it beeeeee?  
Believe it or not, it’s just me!\*

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**Author:** ![lather\_rinse\_repeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/977dab/32.png) [@lather\_rinse\_repeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lather_rinse_repeat)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-theme-song/79168/87 "2001-09-05T18:29:09Z")

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Don’t forget these immortal lines from the _Diff’rent Strokes_ theme song:

_A man is born, he’s a man of means  
Then along come two, they got nothin’ but their jeans_

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**Author:** ![Southpaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Southpaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southpaw)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-theme-song/79168/88 "2001-09-05T18:33:13Z")

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Nobody’s mentioned _Pinky and the Brain_ yet?

Or _The Animaniacs_?

Or _Bonanza_? Be grateful if you’ve never heard the cast sing the lyrics. Very painful.

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**Author:** ![Lil\_Lurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@Lil\_Lurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lil_Lurker)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-theme-song/79168/89 "2001-09-05T18:45:29Z")

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I liked **Courtship of Eddie’s Father** :

- People, let me tell ya 'bout my best friend. He’s a warm-hearted person who loves me to the end-duh\*

and in the younger years, \*\* Sesame Street\*\* was a definite favorite.

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**Author:** ![Vector](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/dc4da7/32.png) [@Vector](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vector)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-theme-song/79168/90 "2001-09-05T20:22:34Z")

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I add another vote to: Rockford Files  
Hawaii 5-0 Welcome Back Kotter; All In The Family  
Hogan’s Heroes The Muppet Show Starsky and Hutch  
The Munster’s Magnum PI The Odd Couple  
What about Chico and The Man Taxi  
Ahhhh nostalgia…

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