# Best TV Themes #1: Just Kidding!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-themes-1-just-kidding/311063>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 4, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-themes-1-just-kidding/311063 "2005-07-04T22:19:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Tarrsk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@Tarrsk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarrsk)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-themes-1-just-kidding/311063/41 "2005-07-06T05:25:28Z")

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I can’t believe _Animaniacs_ and _Pinky and the Brain_ haven’t been mentioned yet!

It’s time for Animaniacs  
And we’re zany to the max  
So just sit back and relax  
You’ll laugh 'til you collapse  
We’re Animaniacs!

They’re Pinky and The Brain  
Yes, Pinky and The Brain  
One is a genius - the other’s insane.  
They’re laboratory mice  
Their genes have been spliced  
They’re dinky They’re Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-themes-1-just-kidding/311063/42 "2005-07-06T05:52:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor_The Peter Gunn Theme_ was from a very early TV detective, & is a classic. I nominate this for Best Instrumental Themesong.[/QUOTE]  
Seconded. But in toons tunes

Best cover version of a TV theme song: The New York Dolls’ “[Courageous Cat Theme](http://sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=xihrczskesxdybumfpuz99d&r=20.asx)” (not released until 17 years after their demise).

Best movie theme that became a cartoon: Henry Mancini’s Pink Panther Theme.

Who recalls these lines?  
Don’t get left behind. Take a trip with us today.  
We will lead you to a land of dreams

Krofft has some super shows  
They will blow your mind away  
When you join us, you’ll know why we say

It’s such a crayeee-zee world  
Where anything goes down  
And most of what appears isn’t true

So in this crayeee-zee world  
We like to be downtown  
And laugh at life along with you

[spoiler]A: The The Krofft Super Show Theme.

Is it any wonder my generation were such drug addicts? Being 11 years old and told by a shlocky glam band every Saturday morning that they were going to take a trip and have your mind blown away had to have some sort of effect[/spoiler]

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-themes-1-just-kidding/311063/43 "2005-07-06T12:06:01Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Ohmyghod, that site has the lyrics for _The Littlest Hobo_!  
> I owe you a damnfine bottle of beer. 😃

I’ll take you up on that, later. 😃

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-themes-1-just-kidding/311063/44 "2005-07-07T00:29:53Z")

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No votes yet for **Pee-Wee’s Playhouse** or **The Weird Al Show**? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-themes-1-just-kidding/311063/45 "2005-07-07T00:33:38Z")

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> [@pinkfreud](#):
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> I bet there are few people who remember the Saturday morning show “It’s About Time” with fondness. The theme song shows up in my head often, for no reason that I can think of.
> 
> **It’s about time, It’s about space,  
> About strange people in the strangest place.  
> It’s about time, It’s about flight,  
> Travelin’ faster than the speed of light …**

I remember the show very well. It starred Joe E. Ross ( **Car 54, Where Are You?** ) and Imogene Coca ( **Your Show of Shows** ). Howerver, IIRC, it was a prime-time show (Sunday nights, I believe), not a Saturday morning cartoon.Great theme song, though!

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**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-themes-1-just-kidding/311063/46 "2005-07-07T03:17:00Z")

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> [@JohnBckWLD](#):
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> Seconded. But in toons tunes
> 
> Best cover version of a TV theme song: The New York Dolls’ “[Courageous Cat Theme](http://sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=xihrczskesxdybumfpuz99d&r=20.asx)” (not released until 17 years after their demise).
> 
> Best movie theme that became a cartoon: Henry Mancini’s Pink Panther Theme.
> 
> Who recalls these lines?  
> Don’t get left behind. Take a trip with us today.  
> We will lead you to a land of dreams
> 
> Krofft has some super shows  
> They will blow your mind away  
> When you join us, you’ll know why we say
> 
> It’s such a crayeee-zee world  
> Where anything goes down  
> And most of what appears isn’t true
> 
> So in this crayeee-zee world  
> We like to be downtown  
> And laugh at life along with you
> 
> [spoiler]A: The The Krofft Super Show Theme.
> 
> Is it any wonder my generation were such drug addicts? Being 11 years old and told by a shlocky glam band every Saturday morning that they were going to take a trip and have your mind blown away had to have some sort of effect[/spoiler]

Yep, and I ever remember some of the internal theme songs.

When you hear the horn, help is on the way  
so clap your hands and shout hooray!

For the Wonderbug, the wonderful Wonderbug

and

Dr. Shrinker, Dr. Shrinker, he’s a madman with an evil mind  
Dr. Shrinker, Dr. Shrinker, he’s as crazy as you’ll ever find.

and of course

Electra Woman and Dyna Girl  
fighting all evil deeds  
each works for a magazine  
hiding the life she leads.

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**Author:** ![bmoak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@bmoak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmoak)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-tv-themes-1-just-kidding/311063/47 "2005-07-07T06:46:38Z")

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Sticking to cartoons and children’s shows, I often find that my fond memories of old shows derives more from the themesong/opening music/opening visuals than the actual show itself.

For example, those old Marvel cartoons from the 60s are pretty horrible, “animated” in only the strictiest sense of the word, but they shined in my memory for years as forgotten gems because of catchy tunes like"When Captain America throws his mighty shieeeld!" and “Doc Bruce Banner, belted by gamma rays…”

That said, in no particular order…

1. \*Here he comes;  
Here comes Speed Racer.  
He’s a demon on wheels.  
He’s a demon and he’s gonna be a chasin’ after someone./I]

2)_Marshall, Will, and Holly  
On a routine expedition,  
Met the greatest earthquake ever known…_

They actually changed the lyrics when Marshall (i.e. the father) was inexplicably replaced by Uncle Rick.

1. _Josie and the Pussycats.  
Long tails, and ears for hats._

Most “songs” heard on cartoons/kid shows that revolved around a band(unless they were based on real famous acts) made the Archies’ Sugar Sugar seem like A Day in the Life, but Josie could rock.

4)_We’re off to outer space.  
We’re leaving Mother Earth.  
To save the human race.  
Our Star Blazers_

Note for note and close to word for word to the original Space Cruiser Yamato theme.

1. _It takes all kinds of vegetables.  
All kinds of vegetables.  
All kinds of vegetables,  
To make a vegetable soup._

2. \*Hey, hey, hey!  
It’s Faaaaaaat Albert! \*

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