# Best Username you wish you'd thought of? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 24, 2013, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-you-wish-youd-thought-of/667032 "2013-08-24T04:32:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Gordon\_Urquhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/db5fbb/32.png) [@Gordon\_Urquhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gordon_Urquhart)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-you-wish-youd-thought-of/667032/61 "2013-09-09T21:02:24Z")
> [@Typo\_Knig](#): > > I’m aware I could change if I wanted to, but I’ve established myslef as the Typo Knig. (emphasis added) Yes you have. Also, I smile every time I see your username so there’s that effect too. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-you-wish-youd-thought-of/667032/62 "2013-11-07T13:33:48Z")
Reviving this thread because I just saw a new one on a guitar board: **Felonious Punk**. As a huge fan of jazz pianist Thelonious Monk, that just rocks. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-you-wish-youd-thought-of/667032/63 "2013-11-07T19:32:07Z")
I considered changing mine to **Mr. E** during the big Halloween Zombie Alias Invasion. But I didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-you-wish-youd-thought-of/667032/64 "2013-11-07T19:49:26Z")
Some I’ve seen elsewhere, but don’t think I could make work: Bosun Higgs Master Bates Roger the Cabinboy ---
**Author:** ![Tante\_Dillie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Tante\_Dillie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tante_Dillie)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-you-wish-youd-thought-of/667032/65 "2013-11-07T19:57:39Z")
> [@Craneop2](#): > > I always liked, > > Patty O’furniture Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-you-wish-youd-thought-of/667032/66 "2013-11-07T22:54:22Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > So it’s mur-KOH-tan, not MUR-kuh-tan? Tomayto, tomahto. Either way, they taste terrific with neutronium. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-you-wish-youd-thought-of/667032/67 "2013-11-07T23:09:13Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > There was a Doper named **PussyCow**. > > You might have to be from SoCal to [get it](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrF9PzuHQtY). I wish she’d come back, 'cause I really love the username. Former Anchoragite here, we had one of those too, and we always thought they were saying MooseyCow. Which kind of made sense for Alaska. 😃 I haven’t seen this poster for a while, but I always cracked up at **BadBadRubberPiggy.** ---
**Author:** ![Cara\_mel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@Cara\_mel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cara_mel)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2013, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-you-wish-youd-thought-of/667032/68 "2013-11-09T04:34:15Z")
There was a fellow here who had some crazy thread going about lions vs. tigers. The point is, his name was **My Lord** , which I found hilarious when people were arguing with him saying, “but, My Lord, you’re wrong…” Someone else would say, “My Lord said in his previous post”… etc. It lent a very olde-worldy feel to the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2013, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-you-wish-youd-thought-of/667032/69 "2013-11-09T05:25:46Z")
> [@CanvasShoes](#): > > I haven’t seen this poster for a while, but I always cracked up at **BadBadRubberPiggy.** Yeah, that’s a good one. Another I liked was **PurpleCrackwhore** (and I don’t care 😛 ). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-you-wish-youd-thought-of/667032.md?page=3)