# Best Username you wish you'd thought of?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 24, 2013, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-you-wish-youd-thought-of/667032 "2013-08-24T04:32:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-you-wish-youd-thought-of/667032/23 "2013-08-26T19:30:30Z")

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Every so often I’ll think of a user name and put it on a list. Right now I have:  
Bushman’s Hanky  
Carrot Did Artery  
Eugene’s Axe  
Jacqueline Hyde  
Laura Keat  
Leonard James Shock’N’Awe  
Lord Golamitey  
Mutton Jeff  
O. Don Piano  
Oliver Klosov  
Roger Roundley  
Roystered Oyster  
Rufus A. Cobb

EDIT: I didn’t say they were any good. 😉

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