# best username you've seen on THIS board **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 9, 2002, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104 "2002-06-09T15:13:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Victory\_Candescence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Victory\_Candescence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victory_Candescence)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/1 "2002-06-09T15:13:14Z")
OK, I admit I got the idea from [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119142](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119142) . Go show them appreciation and visit that thread after you’ve visited this one. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/2 "2002-06-09T15:21:02Z")
**SweetZombieJesus** gave me a good chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/3 "2002-06-09T15:40:19Z")
Sue Duhnym. Probably the best anon handle I’ve seen anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/4 "2002-06-09T15:47:31Z")
Two posters who I don’t see around any more and didn’t hang around too long had names that made me chuckle. **Don’t Poke the Bear, Dad!** and **That Guy with Pants**. ---
**Author:** ![Victory\_Candescence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Victory\_Candescence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victory_Candescence)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/5 "2002-06-09T15:53:29Z")
Since my thread is near the top, now is the time for me to respond to my own OP without being accused of thread-bumping. **(your name here)** is very witty. For some reason, **FireUnderpantsBoobs** sticks out in my mind, even though I have no idea what that name is supposed to mean. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/6 "2002-06-09T16:14:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Reeder \* > \*\*Sue Duhnym. Probably the best anon handle I’ve seen anywhere. \*\* Hmmm… how embarrassing. I always pronounced it (inside my head of course, reading the board out loud while you reviewed and posted might be evidence of some mental aberration or behavioral disorder… but I digress) “Sue done 'em=him” which has a different context _entirely_. [Cibo Matto] “You must be slow on the uptake”[/Cibo Matto] ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/7 "2002-06-09T16:39:12Z")
**typo mna** is quite witty. I just can’t figure out how to pronounce it. Should I say “typo man,” as that’s obviously what it means, or “typo muh-nuh,” as that’s what it looks like? I think too much. I think. 😃 -Loopus ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/8 "2002-06-09T16:55:01Z")
**LaToyota Corolla Falana** is subtly hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![majinborg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/db5fbb/32.png) [@majinborg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/majinborg)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/9 "2002-06-09T19:01:57Z")
I am, of course, partial to my own name (check the sig). However, **AskNott** is very cool, as is **Yeah**. ---
**Author:** ![VDarlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e56c9b/32.png) [@VDarlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VDarlin)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/10 "2002-06-09T19:11:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astro \* > \*\* > Hmmm… how embarrassing. I always pronounced it (inside my head of course, reading the board out loud while you reviewed and posted might be evidence of some mental aberration or behavioral disorder… but I digress) “Sue done 'em=him” which has a different context _entirely_. You’re not the only one, Astro. _Bangs head on keyboard_ I can’t believe that I completely missed that one. I do have a tiny bit of an excuse, however. It’s close enough to my real, commonly mispronounced, last name, that I always thought it was kind of cool, since it forced the reader to pronounce it correctly(or so I thought). _Bangs head on keyboard some more_ ~V ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/11 "2002-06-09T22:42:20Z")
**vivalostwages** is a quality handle ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/12 "2002-06-09T22:47:39Z")
I’ve always been a fan of **Tequila Mockingbird**. And **Don’t Poke the Bear, Dad!** was hilarious. I still get a chuckle when I’m looking through the archives and see that username. ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/13 "2002-06-09T22:48:30Z")
**Biggirl** , **That Guy With Pants** is still about and posting, although I believe he was away from the boards for a while. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2002, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/14 "2002-06-09T23:25:57Z")
I’ve always been partial to **SmackFu**. I has a certain, oh, I don’t know what… ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/15 "2002-06-10T00:20:52Z")
> [@](#): > > Hmmm… how embarrassing. I always pronounced it (inside my head of course, reading the board out loud while you reviewed and posted might be evidence of some mental aberration or behavioral disorder… but I digress) “Sue done 'em=him” which has a different context entirely. You’re not alone. When I met Sue at a DopeFest a year or so ago, I told her the same thing–and felt equally slow on teh uptake. But, you’ll (we’ll) be relieved to know her reaction was more or less “Yeah, yeah…” Apparently, it’s a fairly common misread. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/16 "2002-06-10T00:48:41Z")
**Iamthecowgodmoo** ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/17 "2002-06-10T01:28:45Z")
EnderW23 was pretty inventive. Everything after that has been a washed up imitation of the original, IMO. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/18 "2002-06-10T02:07:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Big Kahuna Burger \* > \*\ ***vivalostwages** is a quality handle \*\* * * * **Big K B** , you make me blush. 🙂 “Mmmm! That is a tasty burger…” I also vote for **FireUnderpantsBoobs** because I laugh every time I see it. Also, **Quasimodem** is quite clever. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/19 "2002-06-10T04:01:55Z")
I would have to say **FireUnderpantsBoobs** too. ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/20 "2002-06-10T04:08:17Z")
Someone registered, but I don’t believe was allowed to keep **holy shit I like pie** That will remain my favorite SN ever. I always liked **broccoli!** , but I think it was for the exclaimation point. Where has he been, anyhow? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104.md?page=2)