# best username you've seen on THIS board **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 9, 2002, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104 "2002-06-09T15:13:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![typo\_mna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eb8c5e/32.png) [@typo\_mna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typo_mna)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/21 "2002-06-10T06:21:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Loopus \* > **Should I say "typo man,"** Yes, please. And thanks, I’m glad you like it. ---
**Author:** ![kase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@kase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kase)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/22 "2002-06-10T08:02:23Z")
I like \*\* Shirley U. Jest \*\* 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/23 "2002-06-10T09:21:44Z")
**SmartAss** was the best one I saw here. Thanks for the mention, Recursion. I would have included this board, but I learned by brutal experience to leave creation of internal “popularity contests” to other members. ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/24 "2002-06-10T16:52:43Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by typo mna_ > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\*_Originally posted by Loopus_ > > Should I say “typo man,” > > Yes, please. And thanks, I’m glad you like it.\*\* Thanks, that’s a load off my brain. 🙂 -Loopus ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/25 "2002-06-10T17:13:12Z")
I kinda like Czarcasm and Dan Blather hehe ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/26 "2002-06-10T17:40:05Z")
**Enola Straight** cracks me up! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/27 "2002-06-10T17:46:06Z")
**bug vomit** 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/28 "2002-06-10T17:50:06Z")
Props to **RTFirefly,** just because I’m a Marx Brothers fan. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/29 "2002-06-10T17:55:49Z")
**happy little vegemite** is still my favorite. But **Holy Shit I Like Pie** was honestly, the first thing in a while that made me have to get up and leave my office because I was laughing so hard. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/30 "2002-06-10T18:16:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock \* > **Iamthecowgodmoo** Second that. Also: **Czarcasm** **Beelzebubba** ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/31 "2002-06-10T19:06:16Z")
I always thought **Polycarp** sounded pretty cool. ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/32 "2002-06-10T19:11:19Z")
I always liked **imthjckaz** (not sure if I spelled it right) and **(your name here)**. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/33 "2002-06-10T19:14:14Z")
**Octavia Smythe-Bunion I. Esq.** Glorious, ain’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/34 "2002-06-10T19:14:22Z")
Someone likes me! Whoooo Hoooo! **Chrome Toaster Blinking Duck Czarcasm Imthecowgodmoo who really needs to return to the boards, dammit Crankyasanoldman** ---
**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/35 "2002-06-10T20:09:21Z")
Stevie Rave On is one of my favorites even though I haven’t seen any posts from him/her in a while. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/36 "2002-06-10T20:20:24Z")
Well, it took me about a month and a half to figure out what **Sofa King** really meant, and I can’t believe I was that dense. Other names I like: **Czarcasm** **Miss Creant** **FireUnderpantsBoobs** **Speaker for the Dead (though I had no idea what it meant until I asked; it just sort of reminded me of “Six Feet Under”)** **Coldfire (it’s just so oxymoronic)** **LolaCocaCola (only because it reminds me of that Kinks song)** F\_X ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/37 "2002-06-10T20:27:28Z")
Another vote for **Holy Shit I Like Pie** , edging out even **Don’t Poke The Bear, Dad!** for best poster name ever. I wonder if HSILP is posting under another name, or gave up on the boards after being told that it was unacceptable? ---
**Author:** ![LiquidLobotomy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/898d66/32.png) [@LiquidLobotomy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiquidLobotomy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/38 "2002-06-10T21:17:41Z")
I must say I do also like Holy Shit I Like Pie… why couldn’t he use that name? Are we that anal here? ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/39 "2002-06-10T23:46:51Z")
One vote for **woodstockbirdybird** once I finally got it. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/40 "2002-06-11T00:15:09Z")
I think my fave is **Hoopy Frood.** I have no idea what it means, but my mouth feels great when I say it. Hoopy Frood, Hoopy Frood, Hoopy Frood. The post about **RTFirefly** reminded me of **Exapno Mapcase.** In _Harpo Speaks,_ Harpo tells of doing a gig in Russia. The US government asked him to deliver a package to the US embassy when he got there. On a poster for the show, Harpo’s name in Cyrillic characters looked roughly like that. So the chapter was called “Exapno Mapcase, Secret Agent.” –Nott, who got his name from JFK [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104.md?page=3)