# best username you've seen on THIS board

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 9, 2002, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104 "2002-06-09T15:13:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/41 "2002-06-11T00:38:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \*  
> \*\ ***Octavia Smythe-Bunion I. Esq.**
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> Glorious, ain’t it? \*\*

If by glorious you mean “screws up the margins on the page,” then yes, quite glorious.

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**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/42 "2002-06-11T01:03:19Z")

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I have always been fond of **Nocturne** (her nick as well as she herself!). I also like **Cartooniverse** , **Hugh Jass** , (which I cracked up over the first time I read it) and **vivalostwages**.

I know there are others that I find particularly clever, but of course, I can’t think of them at the moment.

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/43 "2002-06-11T04:54:24Z")

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AskNott, “Hoopy Frood” is from the “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” and it means “a really, really together guy” (if I recall correctly).

My favorites:

FireUnderpantsBoobs  
Don’t Poke the Bear, Dad  
Hail Ants

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**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/44 "2002-06-11T06:04:59Z")

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Another vote for **Fireunderpantsboobs** and his old sig: “Knock softly but firmly, 'cos I like firm, soft knockers.” I always figured his screen name was just a list of the things that most excite him.

**iamthecowgodmoo**

I had never seen **holy shit I like pie** until just now, and I feel terribly left out.

**Why a duck** has always struck me funny…I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that there’s no question mark.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-username-youve-seen-on-this-board/113104/45 "2002-06-11T10:57:38Z")

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I liked **Psychopathlesstravelled** so much I stole it and use it on another message board.

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