# Best Usernames **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2010, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203 "2010-01-24T05:19:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/21 "2010-01-27T01:35:15Z")
The late, not-so-great, “ **2 1/2 Inches of Fun** ”. Best thing about him was his username. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/22 "2010-01-27T01:41:17Z")
\*\*Czarcasm \*\*is my favorite username. That he’s a moderator makes it even funnier. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/23 "2010-01-27T02:44:41Z")
I like so many, especially when they are punny but since I miss this poster I’ll say Pink Freud. Honorable mention goes to Candid Gamera. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/24 "2010-01-27T03:04:41Z")
For some reason, I love the name **Thudlow Boink**. Sometimes that name just gets stuck in my head like an earworm. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/25 "2010-01-27T03:06:04Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > \*\*Czarcasm \*\*is my favorite username. That he’s a moderator makes it even funnier. **Tsar Chasm** was a good one, although short-lived. I like **MissTake**. It’s a good match for her, considering she plays poker and she’s a child support enforcement officer. ---
**Author:** ![Vorpal\_Blade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9de0a6/32.png) [@Vorpal\_Blade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vorpal_Blade)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/26 "2010-01-27T18:52:23Z")
> [@CHEN](#): > > Some of you guys frequent a lot of forums, and some of you guys are just long-time internet veterans. > > What’s the best username you’ve ever seen? Annie-where-but-here ---
**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/27 "2010-01-27T19:05:44Z")
Typo Knig ---
**Author:** ![Hadrian\_s\_Wall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58956e/32.png) [@Hadrian\_s\_Wall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hadrian_s_Wall)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/28 "2010-01-27T21:35:59Z")
I’m a member of the Regretsy board, I’ve always liked the username, Helenabasket ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/29 "2010-01-27T21:44:16Z")
unauthorized cinnamon I’ve been enjoying her posts and her user name for a long time here. I didn’t find out until recently that I’ve known her under a different name for over a decade. I even met her father-in-law years ago! ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/30 "2010-01-27T22:57:57Z")
One of the coolest usernames i’ve came across is Merciful Lee Dickins. Interestingly, it was he who coined the term sock-puppet for an alternate account. [http://www.worldlingo.com/ma/enwiki/en/Sockpuppet\_(Internet)](http://www.worldlingo.com/ma/enwiki/en/Sockpuppet_(Internet)) ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/31 "2010-01-27T23:14:12Z")
I’d pay to take over the handle **The New & Improved Superman**. ---
**Author:** ![Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Methyl_Ethyl_Death)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/32 "2010-01-28T01:01:00Z")
> [@Serenata67](#): > > For some reason, I love the name **Thudlow Boink**. Sometimes that name just gets stuck in my head like an earworm. Same here. Why is that? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/33 "2010-01-28T09:15:14Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > \*\*Czarcasm \*\*is my favorite username. That he’s a moderator makes it even funnier. On another board I frequent there’s a user named **Czechnology**. He also happens to be a moderator. Hmm… ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/34 "2010-01-28T13:55:30Z")
\*\*Filthy Beast of Meat and Hair \*\*is a good one. Haven’t seen him post in awhile though. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/35 "2010-01-28T15:51:40Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > \*\*Filthy Beast of Meat and Hair \*\*is a good one. Haven’t seen him post in awhile though. The very one I came in to post; I later discovered that the name came from an episode of **Invader ZIM** (specifically, “Tak, the Hideous New Girl”). ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/36 "2010-01-28T17:39:51Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I’d pay to take over the handle **The New & Improved Superman**. [off topic] Who did **The New & Improved Superman** used to be? That’s been driving me up the wall forever.[/ot] ---
**Author:** ![Gymnopithys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@Gymnopithys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gymnopithys)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/37 "2010-01-28T19:15:29Z")
I already nominated my best in a similar thread, so I won’t name him again for fear of being a sycophant. Right Bosda ? 🙂 Today I choose **jamaika a jamaikaiké** ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/38 "2010-01-28T19:23:38Z")
On here, **cometothedarksidewehavecookies** , but I also like **Mal Content** and **Auntie Psychotic** from another forum. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/39 "2010-01-28T20:09:54Z")
**Olive, the Other Reindeer** **Sue Dunhym** ---
**Author:** ![maplekiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@maplekiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maplekiwi)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/40 "2010-01-28T21:58:18Z")
**Eleanorigby Eleanor of Acquitaine You with the face Nzinga, seated Justin Credible faithfool** I’m not sure if I have all the spelling right though. My favourite is th ealready named **Czarcasm** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203.md?page=3)