# Best Usernames

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 24, 2010, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203 "2010-01-24T05:19:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/41 "2010-01-28T22:02:09Z")

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**Freudian Slit**.

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**Author:** ![trupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@trupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trupa)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/42 "2010-01-28T22:41:34Z")

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I couldn’t help but actually laugh out loud when I first read:

\*\* Eyebrows of Doom!\*\*

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/43 "2010-01-28T23:33:56Z")

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> [@maplekiwi](#):
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> **Eleanorigby  
> Eleanor of Acquitaine  
> You with the face  
> Nzinga, seated  
> Justin Credible  
> faithfool**
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> I’m not sure if I have all the spelling right though. My favourite is th ealready named **Czarcasm**

Thanks **maplekiwi** (whose name I like a lot too)! I’ve always wanted to make a list like this and now you’ve done me the honor. 🙂

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/44 "2010-01-29T15:34:34Z")

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I am sad and disappointed that I haven’t been mentioned.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/45 "2010-01-29T16:10:56Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> I am sad and disappointed that I haven’t been mentioned.

I’m sure that’s only because someone is saving you for a ‘cute ‘n’ cuddly’ thread.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/46 "2010-01-29T16:17:44Z")

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I can only hope. 😉

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/47 "2010-01-29T21:48:59Z")

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I could make a list of about 40 to 60 from this board. All the other boards I’ve seen combined can only generate one:

Lucky Diogee (D-O-G)

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/48 "2010-02-01T13:14:45Z")

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Whatever happened to **iamthecowgodmoo**? Name change? The name always reminded me of that one South Park episode.

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/49 "2010-02-01T13:27:15Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Whatever happened to **iamthecowgodmoo**? Name change? The name always reminded me of that one South Park episode.

I remember that episode!

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**Author:** ![prodicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@prodicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/prodicus)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/50 "2010-02-01T16:25:36Z")

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One of my video game teammates used to go by the name Captain Reacharound, and that got a lot of laughs. 🙂

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/51 "2010-02-01T17:28:11Z")

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There was also **The Chao Goes Mu** , which was wonderful.

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**Author:** ![Teacake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Teacake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teacake)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/52 "2010-02-02T20:54:58Z")

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**YAMS!**

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**Author:** ![GameHat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@GameHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GameHat)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/53 "2010-02-03T01:36:56Z")

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It’s been copied a few times, but back in my CS days I came across a player on a pubbie named

\*\*Furious George  
\*\*  
I loved that one. Especially in a nice violent FPS.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/54 "2010-02-03T01:45:56Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> **Lord Mondegreen**
> 
> Very clever. Well, at least I think so because I _get_ it.

Thank you. I’m genuinely touched.

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/55 "2010-02-03T17:15:23Z")

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Don’t poke the bear, Dad!  
Wartime Consigliore

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**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/56 "2010-02-03T18:59:04Z")

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\*\*Stands with a Fish \*\*- it’s an old one, not on this board.

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**Author:** ![CircleofWillis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/54ee81/32.png) [@CircleofWillis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CircleofWillis)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/57 "2010-02-03T19:41:53Z")

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> [@GameHat](#):
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> It’s been copied a few times, but back in my CS days I came across a player on a pubbie named
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> \*\*Furious George  
> \*\*  
> I loved that one. Especially in a nice violent FPS.

Or that they are a fan of ex-Dokken lead guitarist [George Lynch](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Lynch_(musician))

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/58 "2010-02-03T20:00:28Z")

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Sofa King… I thought he was just a couch potato until I changed the emphasis.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/59 "2010-02-06T03:01:20Z")

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> [@maplekiwi](#):
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> **Eleanorigby  
> Eleanor of Acquitaine  
> You with the face  
> Nzinga, seated  
> Justin Credible  
> faithfool**
> 
> I’m not sure if I have all the spelling right though. My favourite is th ealready named **Czarcasm**

Why, thank you!  
I like too many names to count.

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**Author:** ![The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_wind_of_my_soul)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-usernames/526203/60 "2010-02-06T19:20:09Z")

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Someone here has the username **umop ap!sdn**. I adored it so much that I tried to make it my own username somewhere else, but it contained invalid characters. ☹

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