# Best video Games for Dirty old men? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 26, 2005, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-video-games-for-dirty-old-men/301163 "2005-04-26T15:25:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-video-games-for-dirty-old-men/301163/21 "2005-04-27T00:39:03Z")
OK, _this_ site is pretty damn funny, especially the “projects” section… > **[Metafetish](https://www.metafetish.com/)** > > Metafetish WARNING: despite the name, the site is pretty worksafe - no nudie pics - but don’t click on it if you don’t want large pictures of dildoes displayed on your screen. WARNING ENDS. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-video-games-for-dirty-old-men/301163/22 "2005-04-27T01:16:55Z")
Google for Bunny Poker. It’s an online game with several cuties who proceed to become nekkid if your card playing skill exceeds theirs. If you’re a good card player, I wouldn’t try it at work. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-video-games-for-dirty-old-men/301163/23 "2005-04-27T03:21:50Z")
> [@Motorgirl](#): > > You can dress your Sims up in some pretty skimpy outfits & make them kiss & hug each other. Probably not what you’re looking for, though. 😉 Not to mention, there are creators out there who make adult items, where your Sims can get into some really raunchy activities. But um, it’s not like I know anything about that, or anything. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-video-games-for-dirty-old-men/301163/24 "2005-04-27T04:25:53Z")
There’s always the hack for Max Payne 2 where you can play as a naked Mona Sax. Makes the game crash, I think. Sometimes. -joe ---
**Author:** ![DKW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dkw/32/3118_2.png) [@DKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DKW)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-video-games-for-dirty-old-men/301163/25 "2005-04-27T05:49:34Z")
Bippy - Ah, DOA Volleyball. Madman’s Cafe was absolutely apoplectic about that one for months. Nothing ever goes beyond suggestive, and the suits never come off. And of course, no matter how skimpy, they always cover what matters. I’m surprised you find this shocking, as it’s no different from countless other console games that didn’t go close to all the way. (Like the “strip club” in Grand Theft Auto Vice City…wasn’t really expecting full-on nuidty, but it felt just a little weird to see “strippers” in lingerie that never came off.) Anyway, if you want the REAL adult experience, don’t look to the consoles. It’s just not there, domestic _or_ import (domestic is an utterly hopeless case). There’s some good stuff for the computer, but nearly all of it is imported. I’ll add that the whole industry really ought to make a serious attempt to quantify the various levels of sexuality/adultness/whatever you call it and not rely on garbage labels like “M for mature”. (In particular, above and below the waist makes _all the difference in the world_, and I’m sick of all those “adult” games that think a 1-second breast flash every so often is enough.) But that would require them to admit that some people _like_ these types of games, and with the kind of pressures the console manufactures have to deal with…forget it. …but if it floats your boat, hey, knock yourself out. 🙂 - DKW, who obviously has way, way, waaaaay too much experience with this sort of thing. ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-video-games-for-dirty-old-men/301163/26 "2005-04-27T09:13:51Z")
Or you could try the PS2 equivalent to DOA:XVB - Rumble Roses! Tried it for a wee while. It’s a surprisingly tough wrestling game unless you use cheap-ass tactics. Some… errr… interesting submission holds. There’s even a photography mode to unlock. Or another term for you to Google; hentai games. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-video-games-for-dirty-old-men/301163/27 "2005-04-27T13:13:25Z")
Why is it called ‘Dead or Alive Extreme Vollyball’? Do the players get killed if they lose a game? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-video-games-for-dirty-old-men/301163/28 "2005-04-27T15:50:49Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Why is it called ‘Dead or Alive Extreme Vollyball’? Do the players get killed if they lose a game? Dead or Alive was a series of martial arts beat-em-up 3d fighting games, that got some fame for well rendered female characters. The volleyball was an offshoot of this franchise based on all the females from DOA getting together for a volleyball tournament on a desert island. **DKW** shocking as in “The vicar always brings a nice fruity tart to the church fete” ---
**Author:** ![groupwbench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6a8cbe/32.png) [@groupwbench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/groupwbench)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-video-games-for-dirty-old-men/301163/29 "2005-04-27T17:29:06Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > What other games might SDMBers recommend for this apprentice dirty-old-man? check out Sociolotron - google is your friend! the game while it has been talked about being more about taking cybering to a new height is actually a really cool RPG. Still in the beta stage but defintely worth a play and it is FREE! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-video-games-for-dirty-old-men/301163/30 "2005-04-27T19:48:35Z")
Just remembered something. **Bippy** , there’s a virtual paper doll program called [KiSS](http://otakuworld.com/kiss/) that you might be interested in. I know there’s a bunch of adult-oriented applets for this program, some of which go into hardcore porn, but I can’t find any site that has 'em. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-video-games-for-dirty-old-men/301163.md?page=1)