# Best way to decribe me with one word?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 3, 2002, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257 "2002-12-03T19:15:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/21 "2002-12-03T20:53:37Z")

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My hair is still wet from showering an hour or so ago.

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**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/22 "2002-12-03T20:53:37Z")

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Wierd.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/23 "2002-12-03T21:05:53Z")

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Galoot.

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/24 "2002-12-03T21:09:18Z")

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[If you still want to join the dorkusmalorkusmafia, the only word to describe you would be dorky.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=147588) Mwuhahahahahahah

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/25 "2002-12-03T21:14:46Z")

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Yike! Was this supposed to describe YOU? I take it back. I don’t know if you’re a galoot.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/26 "2002-12-03T21:18:37Z")

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You hear fewer “me’s” from a pre-concert Pavorotti.

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/27 "2002-12-03T21:20:46Z")

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Attention starved puppy in a dual income house.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/28 "2002-12-03T21:31:23Z")

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Red head; nice rack; puts out.

_Wait a second here…_

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/29 "2002-12-03T21:52:57Z")

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Slap-happy.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/30 "2002-12-03T21:54:56Z")

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newbie

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/31 "2002-12-03T22:19:47Z")

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self-serving?

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/32 "2002-12-03T22:24:05Z")

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Guys, I didn’t want to start a thread about this until I had your approval, but is it alright If I collected some primary research data for my marketing assignment?

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/33 "2002-12-03T22:25:46Z")

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It’s about a pair of boots I’m trying to introduce to the footwear market.

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**Author:** ![Candid\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Candid\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Candid_Sky)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2002, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/34 "2002-12-03T22:36:56Z")

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Me: honest

You: curious

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/35 "2002-12-04T00:20:27Z")

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oh look, a badger

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/36 "2002-12-04T00:34:20Z")

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A one word sentence.

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/37 "2002-12-04T01:10:35Z")

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WYSIWYG

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**Author:** ![Forbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5e9695/32.png) [@Forbin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Forbin)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/38 "2002-12-04T01:41:24Z")

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Tall.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/39 "2002-12-04T01:42:05Z")

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Me: Tired.

You: INCESSANT

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-decribe-me-with-one-word/140257/40 "2002-12-04T02:24:33Z")

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Oy.

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