# Best way to lose a girlfriend

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-lose-a-girlfriend/7059>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 18, 1999, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-lose-a-girlfriend/7059 "1999-08-18T14:12:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Candyman74](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Candyman74](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Candyman74)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-lose-a-girlfriend/7059/21 "2011-07-20T17:30:31Z")

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Best way to lose a girlfriend?

In a maze.

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**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-lose-a-girlfriend/7059/22 "2011-07-20T17:33:55Z")

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> [@Candyman74](#):
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> Best way to lose a girlfriend?
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> In a maze.

Saw, the thread title, and thought of this joke. After 12 years, I’m beaten by 3 minutes? DAMN YOU!!

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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-lose-a-girlfriend/7059/23 "2011-07-20T17:34:20Z")

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> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#):
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> Wow, since when did the initial phase of dating guarantee exclusivity?

You do realize that you are asking a question of someone who hasn’t posted on the Dope in over a decade, right?

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-lose-a-girlfriend/7059/24 "2011-07-20T17:36:04Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> \<insert zombie joke here\>

The OP last visited the SDMB more than 11 years ago. I wonder if he’s been able to break off the relationship, or if he’s had it broken off for him.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-lose-a-girlfriend/7059/25 "2011-07-20T17:39:56Z")

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Maybe she didn’t take rejection well.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-lose-a-girlfriend/7059/26 "2011-07-20T17:40:46Z")

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12 years? Seriously, I wonder what happened.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-way-to-lose-a-girlfriend/7059/27 "2011-07-20T17:41:21Z")

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Guess we’ll never find out.

Closed.

**twickster** , MPSIMS moderator

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