# Best/Worst Kiss makeup

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 4, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-worst-kiss-makeup/432292 "2008-01-04T18:06:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-worst-kiss-makeup/432292/1 "2008-01-04T18:06:21Z")

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Which Kiss member has the coolest makeup job and which has the lamest?

[Gene Simmons](http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/f/f2/Gene_simmons_solo_album_cover.jpg) (the Demon)  
[Paul Stanley](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Paul_stanley_solo_album_cover.jpg) (the Starchild)  
[Ace Frehley](http://www.beeplog.com/blogfiles/1/40985/entries/111029/images/600px-ace_frehley_solo_album_cover.jpg) (the Spaceman)  
[Peter Criss](http://pixhost.eu/avaxhome/avaxhome/2007-09-23/cover_peter_large.jpg) (the Catman)  
My picks:

Best: Simmons  
Worst: Criss

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-worst-kiss-makeup/432292/2 "2008-01-04T18:09:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder]  
Best: Simmons  
Worst: Criss  
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Seconded. But remember, those were not the only four members of the band. I think the bear guy was the worst.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-worst-kiss-makeup/432292/3 "2008-01-04T18:13:46Z")

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[Abbath](http://immortal.tomsk.ru/foto/www/fotography/promo/08abbath.jpg)

Oh, wait. Abbath wasn’t in KISS. 😃

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-worst-kiss-makeup/432292/4 "2008-01-04T18:17:53Z")

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**OPEN DIVISION:**  
**Vinnie Vincent** ’s ankh-based makeup = [cool](http://www.wedvik.no/kiss/images/vinniebio.jpg)  
**Eric Carr** ’s fox makeup = [not so much](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:ILIL-Carr.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-worst-kiss-makeup/432292/5 "2008-01-04T18:19:26Z")

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I actually like Peter Criss’s, but I have a feline bias.

Gene’s is the most iconic, of course.

I think Ace’s is the worst - the silver glittery makeup that is the bulk of it jars with the primarily black and white look of the others.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-worst-kiss-makeup/432292/6 "2008-01-04T18:29:21Z")

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Around the time those four matching solo LPs came out, I always wanted to see them displayed with the oft-overlooked [fifth KISS member](http://www.operamania.com/disc/images/pagliac-decca.jpg) added.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-worst-kiss-makeup/432292/7 "2008-01-04T18:58:55Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
Seconded. But remember, those were not the only four members of the band. I think the bear guy was the worst.  
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Huh, I always thought the later members took on the personas (and makeup stylings) of the members they replaced.

Happy, not the most well-informed (or die-hard) Kiss fan in the world

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-worst-kiss-makeup/432292/8 "2008-01-04T19:47:44Z")

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Simmons’ is the only one that looks good but the rest, in order, are Frehley, Stanley, and Criss.
