# Best "Yo Mamma" Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 4, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-yo-mamma-jokes/67551 "2001-06-04T18:02:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-yo-mamma-jokes/67551/41 "2001-06-07T13:25:59Z")
Yo momma so fat, when she unsnap her pants it like openin’ a can of biscuits! ---
**Author:** ![mikefromtoronto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@mikefromtoronto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikefromtoronto)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-yo-mamma-jokes/67551/42 "2001-06-07T23:31:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BigDaddyD \* > \*\*yo momma so fat, I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas. > > yo momma so fat, when she goes to KFC, she orders the bucket on the roof. > > \*\* 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 Thank you. For some reason I find that to be the funniest thing 've read in about a year! ---
**Author:** ![aoty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9e8a1a/32.png) [@aoty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aoty)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2001, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-yo-mamma-jokes/67551/43 "2001-06-09T18:57:44Z")
Yo Momma is so fat, I used to take her to the beach to sell shade. Yo Momma is so fat, the other day she was standing on the street corner, and a cop came by and told her to “break it up.” Yo Momma is so fat, we used to take her to McDonalds to watch the sign change. ---
**Author:** ![wayward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a87d85/32.png) [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-yo-mamma-jokes/67551/44 "2001-06-10T10:48:05Z")
Saw this on Fresh Prince of Bel Air the other day, after a whole string of ‘yo momma so fat’ jokes. “Oh, you don’t wanna talk about yo momma? Then let’s talk about yo daddy. Yo daddy so fat, when he was at school, he sat next to _everybody_. But he _still_ not as fat as yo fat momma.” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-yo-mamma-jokes/67551/45 "2001-06-10T17:31:26Z")
From Chris Rock: “Yo momma’s so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.” From some other comedian: “Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.” –sublight. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-yo-mamma-jokes/67551/46 "2001-06-11T05:48:45Z")
Yo mamma so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil. Yo mamma so fat, I fucked her last night, rolled over three times, and I was still ON the bitch! Yo mamma so fat, she’s almost as big as MY DICK. ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-yo-mamma-jokes/67551/47 "2001-06-11T15:29:07Z")
Yo Mamma’s so fat, when she go to the beach, people cover her with wet towels and try to roll her back in the ocean. Yo Mamma’s so ugly, when she was a kid her folks had to tie a porkchop around her neck so the dog would play wif her. Yo Mamma’s so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water. Yo Mamma’s so fat, all her panties are thongs! ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-yo-mamma-jokes/67551/48 "2001-06-11T15:42:42Z")
You mama is like a hardware store. Ten cents a screw. You mama is like a vacume cleaner. First she sucks, then she blows, then she gets laid in the closet. You mama is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter and comes back for more. You mama is like a bicycle, everone gets a ride. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/best-yo-mamma-jokes/67551.md?page=2)