Yo mama teeth so rotten–when she smile, it look like dice.
Yo mamma’s so fat, I had to throw flour on her to find the wet spot.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, it looks like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mamma is so fat that when yo daddy rolls off her after sex, he is still on her…
hmmmmm
My favorite is ‘Yo Mamma has so much hair under her arms she looks like she has Buckhweat in a headlock’.
My personal favorite: Yo mamma’s so fat, when she goes into a bar, she sits down next to everybody!
Yo momma’s so stank, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
That’s about as gross a joke as I’ve ever heard. Funny, but sick.
Your Momma’s like a dragster - she burns two rubbers at a time.
Your Momma’s so old and dry, the crabs drive dune buggies.
Your Momma’s so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell, “Taxi!”
Your Momma’s like a door knob - everybody gets a turn.
You Momma’s so fat, when she goes to a restaraunt, they don’t give her a menu, they give her an estimate. And the seating limit sign says, “250 people, or YOUR MOMMA.”
When your family went to the zoo, they grabbed your Momma and said, “Thanks for bringing her back.”
Your Momma is so ugly and fat, her nickname is “DAMN!”
BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS, your Momma’s face is great…for me to POOP ON!!!
My apologies for any duplication of jokes…
Yo mama’s so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip.
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the
doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Yo mama’s so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo mama’s so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Yo mama’s so fat, her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo mama’s so fat, her driver’s license says “Picture continued on other side.”
Yo mama’s so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo mama’s so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the
other side to get her through.
Yo mama’s so fat, “Place Your Ad Here” is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama’s so fat, instead of Levi’s 501 jeans she wears Levi’s 1002s.
Yo mama’s so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
“Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama”
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the
milk carton.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama’s so fat, when your father mounts her his ears pop.
Yo mama’s so fat, she’s not allowed to wear a Malcolm X shirt because
helicopters keep trying to land on her.
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama’s so fat, when I yell “Kool-Aid,” she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo mama’s so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo mama’s so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Yo mama’s so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu,
she gets an estimate.
Yo mama’s so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she’d have to take his word for it!
Yo mama’s so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome-back party.
Yo mama’s so fat, her nickname is “DAMN!”
Yo mama’s so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama’s so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds.
Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama’s so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama’s so fat, when God said “Let there be light” he told her to move
her fat ass out of the way.
Yo’ Momma’s so tight-assed cheap, she can stick a penny ‘tween her cheeks an’ squeeze a booger outta Lincoln’s nose!
Yo momma’s so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the man at the gate said: “Thanks for bringer her back home!”
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her face.
Yo momma’s butt is so big, she reaches for her wallet like this: (Reach over your shoulder like you’re scratching your back)
And finally my favorite:
Tell yo momma to stop wearing different colored lipstick, my dick looks like a rainbow!
Yo momma so fat, she think gravy’s a beverage.
Yo momma so fat, when yo daddy fuck her he gotta roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Yo momma so old she fart dust.
Your mommas so dirty she went to the beach and left a wring
Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
If ugly was bricks, yo momma’d have her own projects.
Yo mamma so fat, she got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama’s so big, when she backs up, she beeps.
Man, why is everybody dissin’ mommas today. Let’s just get off of mothers, OK? Just get off of mothers…
I just got off of yours.
“the crabs drive dune buggies.” DAMN!!!
Yo mamma so fat, ugly, AND stupid, whenever someone says “Yo mamma”, everybody else think of her.