# Bestiality in the Bluegrass **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2020, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659 "2020-06-14T14:42:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/1 "2020-06-14T14:42:40Z")
Well, in Northern Kentucky anyway, where the first people [have been charged](https://www.fox19.com/2020/06/10/two-indicted-bestiality-charges-northern-kentucky/) under the state’s new bestiality law. I’ve never been prouder of my state. Well, sort of. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/2 "2020-06-14T17:37:14Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > I’ve never been prouder of my state. Well, sort of. This is the proudest day in Kentucky history since they voted to abolish slavery back in 1976. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/3 "2020-06-14T19:09:17Z")
Brings new meaning to the term “animal husbandry”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/4 "2020-06-14T19:22:09Z")
Bestiality in the Bluegrass OTOH does sound like a country/hardcore metal fusion concept production. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/5 "2020-06-14T21:47:39Z")
[Obligatory Bill Rivers music video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-4lk2-UA_I) [probably nsfw note] ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/6 "2020-06-14T22:18:05Z")
“New” law??? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/7 "2020-06-15T00:29:07Z")
I’ve always wondered (but probably don’t really want to know :eek: ) how one (let alone two) has sex with a dog. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/8 "2020-06-15T00:37:20Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > This is the proudest day in Kentucky history since they voted to abolish slavery back in 1976. I was all set for the whoosh … but no whooshing noise was forthcoming. So I consulted the Oracle of teh Googlez and 🤯 ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/9 "2020-06-15T00:41:11Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > “New” law??? :eek: Per the article, “Senate Bill 67 took effect June 27, 2019 [making] sex crimes against an animal a Class D felony.” So yeah, up till about a year ago … maybe it was just a misdemeanor? ---
**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/10 "2020-06-15T01:11:53Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Per the article, “Senate Bill 67 took effect June 27, 2019 [making] sex crimes against an animal a Class D felony.” > > So yeah, up till about a year ago … maybe it was just a misdemeanor? And da more they miss, da meaner they get. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/11 "2020-06-15T01:21:35Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > I was all set for the whoosh … but no whooshing noise was forthcoming. So I consulted the Oracle of teh Googlez and 🤯 Mississippi wasn’t as quick. > **[Mississippi Officially Abolishes Slavery, Ratifies 13th Amendment](https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/02/mississippi-officially-abolishes-slavery-ratifies-13th-amendment)** > > Get breaking national and world news, broadcast video coverage, and exclusive interviews. Find the top news online at ABC news. > [@](#): > > Until February 7, 2013, the state of Mississippi had never submitted the required documentation to ratify the Thirteenth Amendment, meaning it never officially had abolished slavery. > > The amendment was adopted in December 1865 after the necessary three-fourths of the then 36 states voted in favor of ratification. Mississippi, however, was a holdout; at the time state lawmakers were upset that they had not been compensated for the value of freed slaves. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/12 "2020-06-15T02:27:49Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > I’ve always wondered (but probably don’t really want to know :eek: ) how one (let alone two) has sex with a dog. To be honest, what I wonder is how did the police become aware of what was going on? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/13 "2020-06-15T02:49:13Z")
I’ll bet the dog was underage too. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/14 "2020-06-15T02:52:06Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > “New” law??? :eek: It took them a while to write it seeing as they don’t yet have opposable thumbs. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/15 "2020-06-15T03:30:32Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > To be honest, what I wonder is how did the police become aware of what was going on? The pig squealed? A stoolie pigeon? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/16 "2020-06-15T03:38:49Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > I’ve always wondered (but probably don’t really want to know :eek: ) how one (let alone two) has sex with a dog. I believe it’s customary to start by calling up the dog and [inviting it out for a romantic candlelit dinner](https://www.scarymommy.com/justin-theroux-quarantine-dinners-dog/). If the dog has feelings for you it will soon become apparent through such actions as flirtatiously sharing a single strand of spaghetti with you (as illustrated). ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/17 "2020-06-15T03:40:45Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > To be honest, what I wonder is how did the police become aware of what was going on? There were questionable stains on the poodle skirt. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/18 "2020-06-15T03:48:30Z")
In their defense, they said the dog had a purdy mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/19 "2020-06-15T06:01:52Z")
♫ ♪ … Makin’ love in the bluegrass… behind the stadium with ewe… ♪ ♫ ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/20 "2020-06-15T10:22:08Z")
Characteristic of the modern news media, we were given absolutely no information about what the miscreants did, except that they did it in Mason County. That vacuum is the real story here. "Kentucky police just enforced a newly-amended law. In other news . . . " [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659.md?page=2)