# Bestiality in the Bluegrass **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2020, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659 "2020-06-14T14:42:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/21 "2020-06-15T12:51:23Z")
I wonder what the children will look like. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/22 "2020-06-15T13:11:59Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > “New” law??? :eek: Some states are slower than others. Washington didn’t ban sex with animals until 2005 - and that was only after a guy died due to internal injuries sustained during intercourse with a horse: (probably NSFW) > **[Enumclaw horse sex case](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case)** > > The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan, an engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck driver; Douglas Spink; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands". After engaging in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal inter The stor... ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/23 "2020-06-15T13:18:03Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > “New” law??? :eek: Some states are slower than others. Washington didn’t ban sex with animals until 2005 - and that was only after a guy died due to internal injuries sustained during intercourse with a horse: (probably NSFW) > **[Enumclaw horse sex case](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case)** > > The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan, an engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck driver; Douglas Spink; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands". After engaging in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal inter The stor... ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/24 "2020-06-15T14:21:20Z")
I…think I need to throw up. I’m laughing, though, so it will probably come out my nose. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/25 "2020-06-15T16:14:30Z")
> [@jtur88](#): > > Characteristic of the modern news media, we were given absolutely no information about what the miscreants did, except that they did it in Mason County. That vacuum is the real story here. > > "Kentucky police just enforced a newly-amended law. In other news . . . " So you’re saying the reporting _sucks_ & that they just _swept_ it under the rug so to speak? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/26 "2020-06-15T16:21:03Z")
> [@jtur88](#): > > Characteristic of the modern news media, we were given absolutely no information about what the miscreants did, except that they did it in Mason County. That vacuum is the real story here. You know what they’re like in Mason County. Always trying to keep a lid on things. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/27 "2020-06-15T16:31:33Z")
> [@Machine\_Elf](#): > > intercourse with a horse Of course! “Wil-burrrr!” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/28 "2020-06-15T17:01:31Z")
The funny thing is that now if anyone Googles “Nolene Renee Horn” the first 50 hits will be about bestiality. Christopher Jones is lucky because his name is far more common. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/29 "2020-06-15T17:24:23Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Of course! > > “Wil-burrrr!” Waaay ot, but the lyrics, “no one can talk to a horse of course” are bull shit. Anyone can talk to a horse at any time, it’s just that the horse, under most circumstance, won’t answer back. Glad to get that off my chest. ---
**Author:** ![jaycat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaycat/32/3015_2.png) [@jaycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaycat)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/30 "2020-06-16T00:26:25Z")
> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#): > > ♫ ♪ … Makin’ love in the bluegrass… behind the stadium with ewe… ♪ ♫ What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep farmer? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/31 "2020-06-16T02:21:33Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Waaay ot, but the lyrics, “no one can talk to a horse of course” are bull shit. Anyone can talk to a horse at any time, it’s just that the horse, under most circumstance, won’t answer back. Glad to get that off my chest. Anyone can talk to a horse, of course. But it takes a special kind of individual (like Robert Redford) to _ **whisper** _ to a horse. Most people talk WAY TOO LOUD, offending the horse’s delicate sensibilities. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/32 "2020-06-16T03:34:39Z")
How would I know for sure if the horse has feelings for me? Would it share a strand of oat straw with me? (ETA: Dolphins are known to share their fish with people. Really. I’ve read stories about it and seen it myself.) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/33 "2020-06-16T05:18:25Z")
I knew I would regret opening this. I did it anyway. > [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > To be honest, what I wonder is how did the police become aware of what was going on? I’m spitballing, but I’m thinking the geniuses posted it online and waited for the big bucks to roll in. > [@Machine\_Elf](#): > > Some states are slower than others. Washington didn’t ban sex with animals until 2005 - and that was only after a guy died due to internal injuries sustained during intercourse with a horse: > > (probably NSFW) > [Enumclaw horse sex case - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case) I’m going to click on this one too. Damnit. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/34 "2020-06-16T05:22:08Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I’m thinking the geniuses posted it online and waited for the big bucks to roll in. Are we talking money or …? ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/35 "2020-06-16T10:59:14Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > How would I know for sure if the horse has feelings for me? You’ll know it when you see it. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/36 "2020-06-16T12:45:28Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > You know what they’re like in Mason County. Always trying to keep a lid on things. I didn’t know what they’re like in Mason County, and I must say it’s jarring to hear about it. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/37 "2020-06-16T17:26:48Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > This is the proudest day in Kentucky history since they voted to abolish slavery back in 1976. If this is a political crack, you do know if was a union state, right? Even so, the confederacy had de jure illegal slavery before KY, MD, DE, etc. per the Emancipation Proclamation. > [@](#): > > According to court documents, the alleged crimes occurred November 3 in Mason County, when Horn and Jones engaged in sexual contact with a dog and/or aided another person to engage in sexual contact with a dog. Does that meant that they don’t know which one got frisky with Fido, or is there a separate third dog rapist running free? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/38 "2020-06-16T18:01:32Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > Does that meant that they don’t know which one got frisky with Fido, or is there a separate third dog rapist running free? :eek: You don’t think Horn and Jones shot their three way off a tripod, do you? ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/39 "2020-06-16T18:56:59Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > I’ve always wondered (but probably don’t really want to know :eek: ) how one (let alone two) has sex with a dog. There are instructional documentaries available on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/40 "2020-06-16T20:18:24Z")
100% was expecting this to be one of those silly threads with a naughty double meaning that turned out to be a humorous and light-hearted anecdote. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659.md?page=3)