# Bestiality in the Bluegrass **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2020, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659 "2020-06-14T14:42:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/41 "2020-06-16T21:58:26Z")
> [@jaycat](#): > > What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep farmer? The Scottish sheep farmer CAN get some satisfaction? ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/42 "2020-06-17T01:47:21Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > There are instructional documentaries available on the internet. Okay, but are there also pics of the babies? (Maybe National Enquirer has some?) ---
**Author:** ![DrForrester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8edcca/32.png) [@DrForrester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrForrester)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/43 "2020-06-17T10:24:46Z")
When a farmer has sex with a sheep, he always does so at the edge of a cliff. Do you know why? It’s so the sheep will push back. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/44 "2020-06-17T12:08:52Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > This is the proudest day in Kentucky history since they voted to abolish slavery back in 1976. Speaking of 1976, that’s when [Missouri’s Extermination Order](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_Extermination_Order) permitting the outright murder of Mormons was rescinded. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/45 "2020-06-17T13:04:34Z")
If you were a cub reporter and you were told that someone was charged with doing “something and/or something”, do you think a follow-up question might come to mind? ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/46 "2020-06-17T18:07:03Z")
> [@jaycat](#): > > What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep farmer? Mick Jagger says “Hey, you, get offa my cloud”, but the Scottish farmer says “Hey, McLeod, get offa my ewe!” ETA: Thanks for the setup! ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/47 "2020-06-17T19:40:25Z")
I keep missing the “the” in the thread title and thinking this is a Cafe Society thread where the the OP is looking for examples of bestiality in bluegrass music. And I’m like “Wait, is that a thing?” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/48 "2020-06-17T21:04:41Z")
> [@WildaBeast](#): > > And I’m like “Wait, is that a thing?” Pinkard & Bowden - “Driving Others To Christ Through Barnyard Innuendo” _Nah, it’d be, now think of if the Beatles had written about that You’d have songs like "something in the way she moo’s’, ha ha ha ha, attracts me like no other heifer How about, if I had a heifer I’d have her in the morning, I’d have her in the evening, all over my land Or how 'bout, how 'bout ‘you gotta kiss an Angus good morning’ Or how 'bout group sex with animals you’d have songs like, uh, this lamb is your lamb, this lamb is my lamb, this lamb was made for you and me That’s sick_ ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/49 "2020-06-17T21:44:08Z")
Is it not written: If you’re feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse, Or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force), You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule, Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel. You can bugger the ermine, and all other vermine, Like rats, mice, and roaches, if you’re not discernin’. You can bugger the dog, it will come when you call– But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. ---
**Author:** ![Wrenching\_Spanners](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecb155/32.png) [@Wrenching\_Spanners](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wrenching_Spanners)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/50 "2020-06-17T22:28:10Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Mick Jagger says “Hey, you, get offa my cloud”, but the Scottish farmer says “Hey, McLeod, get offa my ewe!” > > ETA: Thanks for the setup! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D This board seriously needs a once-a-month like button for wittish comment such as this. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/51 "2020-06-17T22:33:14Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > If this is a political crack, you do know if was a union state, right? Even so, the confederacy had de jure illegal slavery before KY, MD, DE, etc. per the Emancipation Proclamation. The Emancipation Proclamation didn’t end slavery in Kentucky or other slave states that were still in the Union. Slavery was ended in the US by the ratification of the 13th Amendment in 1865, but [Kentucky didn’t ratify that amendment until 1976.](https://forwardky.com/took-kentucky-111-years-abolish-slavery-still-havent-dealt-statues/) ---
**Author:** ![Wrenching\_Spanners](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecb155/32.png) [@Wrenching\_Spanners](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wrenching_Spanners)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659/52 "2020-06-17T22:41:40Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Mick Jagger says “Hey, you, get offa my cloud”, but the Scottish farmer says “Hey, McLeod, get offa my ewe!” > > ETA: Thanks for the setup! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D This board seriously needs a once-a-month like button for wittish comment such as this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-in-the-bluegrass/855659.md?page=2)