# Bestiality question

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [May 28, 2006, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572 "2006-05-28T22:35:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Leibowitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Leibowitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leibowitz)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2006, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/1 "2006-05-28T22:35:46Z")

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Leaving aside the question of why I want to know, when people reference men having sex with animals, do they mean vaginal sex with female animals or anal sex with any animal? Other than the snide stories of European royalty, do women have sex with animals?

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### Author: ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/2 "2006-05-28T22:43:31Z")

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> [@Leibowitz](#):
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> Leaving aside the question of why I want to know, when people reference men having sex with animals, do they mean vaginal sex with female animals or anal sex with any animal?

There’s no standard. Ask the person in question if the issue is important to you.

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> Other than the snide stories of European royalty, do women have sex with animals?

You mean you believe this never happens? I doubt any of us can think up a single sexual act that hasn’t been performed by anyone ever.

If that’s not enough, try [this](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/020412.html).

> [@The Master](#):
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> A study of 51 chronic zoophiles found that for 88 percent of the women the main motive was “emotional involvement,” whereas 59 percent of the men said they did it because it was cheaper. Ain’t it always the way?

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### Author: ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)
#### Post date: [May 28, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/3 "2006-05-28T23:59:59Z")

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Yes - there are female bestialists, just like there’s male. There just happens to be less of them. If you really want to find them, google can bring up a lot of results.

Some people who are into bestiality prefer to refer to it as ‘zoophilia’ as well. That may help you if you’re wanting to know more. “Manawolf” is someone who describes herself as a “platonic zoophile”, “Ebon Lupus” calls himself a canidaephile, and both of them have essays on their sites relating to bestiality (and their justifications for it).

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### Author: ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2006, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/4 "2006-05-29T08:32:51Z")

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> [@Leibowitz](#):
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> when people reference men having sex with animals, do they mean vaginal sex with female animals or anal sex with any animal?

Oddly enough I remember a beastiality conversation among several friends in highschool that challenged what we thought of as a standard assumption (though we recognized a baseless one) that zoophilia was generally anal.

Everyone agreed that it is probably often vaginal, but also agreed that for some reason we _associated_ zoophilia with anal zoophilia on some fundamental level.

Just thought it interesting that all these years later I find someone asking a question based on the same assumption.

By the way, that conversation never conjectured anything actually helpful in resolving the question. The conversation pretty much ended with one guy saying:

“Well, if I was doing it with a male dog, I’d at least be cool enough to give him a reach-around.”

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### Author: ![Balthisar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/balthisar/32/2825_2.png) [@Balthisar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balthisar)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2006, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/5 "2006-05-29T10:23:30Z")

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Female bestiality? The memory makes me almost ill, but you can see it in New Laredo, Mexico.

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### Author: ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2006, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/6 "2006-05-29T10:47:43Z")

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Supposedly Larry Flynt (of HUSTLER fame) admitted that his first sexual experience was with a chicken…using the egg pouch.

-Tcat

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### Author: ![Operation\_Ripper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@Operation\_Ripper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Operation_Ripper)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/7 "2006-05-29T14:50:54Z")

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> [@Balthisar](#):
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> Female bestiality? The memory makes me almost ill, but you can see it in New Laredo, Mexico.

😕

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### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/8 "2006-05-29T15:23:44Z")

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This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘I need to see a man about a horse’.

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### Author: ![Balthisar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/balthisar/32/2825_2.png) [@Balthisar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balthisar)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2006, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/9 "2006-05-29T15:45:47Z")

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> [@Operation Ripper](#):
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> 😕

Donkey show.

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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2006, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/10 "2006-05-29T16:00:14Z")

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Look up Linda Lovelace on [www.imdb.com](http://www.imdb.com) and find out about her _other_ movie.

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### Author: ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/11 "2006-05-29T16:09:30Z")

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> [@Balthisar](#):
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> Donkey show.

Wha???

Tell us more - this happened in public?

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### Author: ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/12 "2006-05-29T16:40:28Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> Wha???
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> Tell us more - this happened in public?

[Donkey shows](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_show) were notoriously supposed to take place in Tijuana. I’m not sure how common the actual shows were, but considering that this stuff is frequent enough on the internet I don’t know why it should be that surprising.

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### Author: ![Mr.Slant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mr.Slant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Slant)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/13 "2006-05-29T17:11:45Z")

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> [@Balthisar](#):
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> Female bestiality? The memory makes me almost ill, but you can see it in New Laredo, Mexico.

Okay, is the mexican donkey show real?

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### Author: ![Balthisar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/balthisar/32/2825_2.png) [@Balthisar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balthisar)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/14 "2006-05-29T17:52:32Z")

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> [@Mr. Slant](#):
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> Okay, is the mexican donkey show real?

Yes, or it’s a very good illusion. I saw it in Nuevo Laredo, but only because I though that there was no friggin’ way. There was. ::shudder::

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### Author: ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/15 "2006-05-29T19:10:37Z")

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> [@Balthisar](#):
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> Yes, or it’s a very good illusion. I saw it in Nuevo Laredo, but only because I though that there was no friggin’ way. There was. ::shudder::

Do you mind sharing exactly what happened? This is a very curious sounding phenomenon. I understand it may be difficult for you to conjure the memories, but remember: this is the Dope. Ignorance needs to be fought.

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### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/16 "2006-05-29T21:06:22Z")

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> [@Leibowitz](#):
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> do women have sex with animals?

Not only do they, I would guess that female bestiality is probably more common than male, despite the fact that men are more likely to be into various paraphilias then women. The sheer availability of dogs vs the availability of animals with an orifice suitable for a man would seem to dictate this.

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### Author: ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)
#### Post date: [May 29, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/17 "2006-05-29T21:25:07Z")

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> [@bienville](#):
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> Oddly enough I remember a beastiality conversation among several friends in highschool that challenged what we thought of as a standard assumption (though we recognized a baseless one) that zoophilia was generally anal.
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> Everyone agreed that it is probably often vaginal, but also agreed that for some reason we _associated_ zoophilia with anal zoophilia on some fundamental level.

Probably because the most obvious position would be, um…doggy style.

I know that’s not the same as anal, but makes anal more _obvious_.

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### Author: ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/18 "2006-05-30T00:03:18Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> Do you mind sharing exactly what happened? This is a very curious sounding phenomenon. I understand it may be difficult for you to conjure the memories, but remember: this is the Dope. Ignorance needs to be fought.

**TWO CLICKS AWAY FROM NON-WORKSAFE IMAGE!!!**

Musician/Comedian/Photojournalist Lahna Turner happened upon a Donkey Show while doing a photo study of Mexican prostitutes.

I submit this image in the same spirit in which the photographer first posted it- for documentary interest, not for prurient titilation.

In case you’re worried, the image is not as graphic as it could have been. She chose to post an “immediately after” photo rather than a “during” photo. Still, it is more graphic than some would like.

[TWO CLICKS AWAY FROM EXPLICIT CONTENT](http://www.lahnaturner.com/DonkeyWarning.html)

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### Author: ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2006, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/19 "2006-05-30T00:09:31Z")

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Well, the donkey looks pretty pleased with himself at least!

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### Author: ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2006, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bestiality-question/358572/20 "2006-05-30T00:42:59Z")

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They… they made the poor donkey be the **bottom**!? How sick! 😛

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