# Bet you wish yours was this strong **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bet-you-wish-yours-was-this-strong/39242 "2000-11-01T15:10:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bet-you-wish-yours-was-this-strong/39242/41 "2000-11-02T11:28:02Z")
Saw **Techchick68’s** name as the thread starter, read the title, _knew_ what this would be about. I’m waiting for “Golfing with SPOOFE” to grace the Sunday afternoon sportsathon on my TV. No swimming, please. (Didn’t anybody tell these guys about Tug-Ahoy?) ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bet-you-wish-yours-was-this-strong/39242/42 "2000-11-02T17:39:13Z")
Well, after looking at the picture, it seems to me the guy in the middle just blew a stone. The look on his face isn’t one of mystical detachment. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bet-you-wish-yours-was-this-strong/39242/43 "2000-11-02T17:59:08Z")
My favorite Mustard flavored Man-witch said: > [@](#): > > Saw Techchick68’s name as the thread starter, read the title, knew what this would be about Am I THAT transparent? \< giggle \> ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bet-you-wish-yours-was-this-strong/39242/44 "2000-11-02T21:27:35Z")
Another bunch of guys pulling a bus with their schlongs tied to ropes…The truly talented don’t need the ropes. ---
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bet-you-wish-yours-was-this-strong/39242/45 "2000-11-02T21:33:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Colin Wilkinson \* > \*\*Let’s get it on! \*\* In the sense of Mills Lang or Marvin Gaye? ---
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bet-you-wish-yours-was-this-strong/39242/46 "2000-11-03T00:14:45Z")
I apologize in advance. I just came from the Flava Flav thread. I can’t help myself and it’s all my father’s fault. But aren’t these guys a bit cocky thinking they can get away with this? ::ducks, runs, hides, giggles quietly:: ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bet-you-wish-yours-was-this-strong/39242/47 "2000-11-09T00:26:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by techchick68 \* > \*\*My favorite Mustard flavored Man-witch said: > > > [@](#): > > > > Saw Techchick68’s name as the thread starter, read the title, knew what this would be about > > Am I THAT transparent? > > \< giggle \> \*\* Yep, but the view is magnificent from here. (“Mustard flavored Man-witch”!? Whoo, call me defibrilated!) ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bet-you-wish-yours-was-this-strong/39242/48 "2000-11-09T01:04:47Z")
[I never saw that in any Hong Kong kung fu movies.] You haven’t watched the right Kung Fu movies :X I think I figured out the “why” though… they’re gearing up for this: [http://fathom.org/opalcat/livejournal/censored.jpg](http://fathom.org/opalcat/livejournal/censored.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bet-you-wish-yours-was-this-strong/39242/49 "2000-11-09T05:21:34Z")
Great balls o’ fire ('scuse the expression)! ::sentimental sniff:: Alert Dopers pursue the Fight Against Ignorance in oh, so many strange ways. And this is one of the strangest. What Iron Chef does to food, this does to car commercials. Oh, c’mon, try _not_ to think, “like a rock…Ram tough!..this was a _very_ good washing machine!” Or maybe just dubious exercise equipment. Sheesh, wimpy Occidentals worry about buns and abs of steel! Veb (“Fuki-san!” “Floor it, Ota!”) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bet-you-wish-yours-was-this-strong/39242.md?page=2)