# Betcha never read that before

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 13, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/betcha-never-read-that-before/419103 "2007-09-13T18:59:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2007, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/betcha-never-read-that-before/419103/21 "2007-09-14T03:14:15Z")

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“You know what? Fuck it, you dimwits are on your own,” spake Jesus, and lo, Jesus did command Bartholomew to give him a piggy-back ride home.

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