# Better blowjobs and you (and vice-versa) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 12, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340 "2011-01-12T14:02:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Keith\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/22d042/32.png) [@Keith\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keith_Berry)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/61 "2011-01-13T16:38:30Z")
In my experience, the age of the woman sucking my cock had a lot of do with the professionalism of it. I’ve gotten terrible blowjobs from young girls. The best blowjob I ever got was from a 50 year old woman. My 2 cents. ---
**Author:** ![History\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@History\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/History_Geek)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/62 "2011-01-13T17:41:36Z")
> [@Dogzilla](#): > > •That alphabet thing? I don’t know if it really works or what. I would think not, because placement of tongue, pace and rhythm would change with each letter. Might be an interesting sensation and feel good, but probably not consistent enough to get me off. I’m not aware if anyone has tried that on me. That’s why the Kinison bit ends with, “More capital T! More capital T!” Just pick your favorite letter and you’re off to the races! ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/63 "2011-01-13T18:40:53Z")
> [@History\_Geek](#): > > That’s why the Kinison bit ends with, “More capital T! More capital T!” > > Just pick your favorite letter and you’re off to the races! I like the way you think. I’d probably go for ‘W’. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/64 "2011-01-13T20:29:44Z")
> [@Keith\_Berry](#): > > I’ve gotten terrible blowjobs from young girls. Yeah, I’ve found that they really don’t know what they’re doing until they’re at least 17. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/65 "2011-01-13T22:05:44Z")
Or at least until the braces come off. ---
**Author:** ![Winnie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e480ec/32.png) [@Winnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnie)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/66 "2011-01-14T00:02:15Z")
I’ll concur with everyone saying to take him as far back to your throat as possible if you want to try to swallow. MUCH easier to tolerate, and it’s like doing shots- just it overwith as soon as possible. A little starlight or cinnamon mint in your mouth a few minutes before the act makes it just a LITTLE better for both you and him. Also - a little hint if the guy is standing or sitting, is to just pull back a little and while he’s still in your mouth look up and meet his eyes for just a moment. Oh yeah. You won’t be doing it much longer after that. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/67 "2011-01-14T00:22:54Z")
The joke I have with my wife is to say “you do that _better_ than a professional!” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/68 "2011-01-14T01:33:12Z")
> [@HowieReynolds](#): > > …My theory is even acting like she is really enjoying herself might make her enjoy herself more, **possibly creating an upward spiral,** plus the apparent enthusiasm heightens pleasure for the recipient. I really love your use of “upward spiral”… ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/69 "2011-01-14T02:21:01Z")
> [@Dogzilla](#): > > •That alphabet thing? I don’t know if it really works or what. I would think not, because placement of tongue, pace and rhythm would change with each letter. Might be an interesting sensation and feel good, but probably not consistent enough to get me off. I’m not aware if anyone has tried that on me. All I can tell you is that my SO is a big, big fan of the alphabet. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/70 "2011-01-14T04:11:29Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > "If you’re interested in joining us at any of these venues, cum on by and get blown away by our friendly staff… " > > Subtle! The Patpong branch actually closed after a few weeks. Too much competition in that area, which includes the long-running BJ bars Star of Light, Kangaroo Club, Rose Bar and Kob’s Place (also called Linda’s). The funny thing is that as soon as Lolitas closed up shop in that space, an American – no, not me – opened another BJ bar in the very same spot, Mike’s Place, and has made a go of it. Popular are his sporadic all-you-can-drink specials for 1200 baht (US$39) and which include one complimentary blowjob (and no, not from him). ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/71 "2011-01-14T04:41:26Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > The Patpong branch actually closed after a few weeks. Too much competition in that area … Damn. Getting old and losing my touch. I should have said “stiff competition,” heh. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/72 "2011-01-14T06:21:13Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Popular are his sporadic all-you-can-drink specials for 1200 baht (US$39) and which include one complimentary blowjob (and no, not from him). All-you-can-drink and blowjobs together seems to be a potential recipe for one of the most frustating experiences in a man’s life ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/73 "2011-01-14T09:13:13Z")
As long as you call in the blow job relatively early in the drinking session I don’t see why that needs to be the case. Plan ahead young **Auto**! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/74 "2011-01-14T11:12:46Z")
> [@Illuminatiprimus](#): > > As long as you call in the blow job relatively early in the drinking session I don’t see why that needs to be the case. Plan ahead young **Auto**! 😛 It’s funny you mention this\*! This is definitely personal and a bit TMI so stop reading now if you’re not interested. Anyhow, tonight, me, my friend, and my girlfriend decided to all watch Star Wars together (the original). Not the most exciting start to a Friday night, but when I asked da GF earlier today if she’d seen Star Wars before, she said yes, that she’s seen all 3 from the beginning. Upon further questioning, she meant ep1-3 and she’s never seen 4-6! What?!! This just won’t do. If it weren’t for the fact that she’s Japanese, I don’t know how I would have reacted 😛 Sooo, before this all happened, the prequel you could say, on the way home from work, my naive friend decides we should buy some tequila. He never drinks heavy but thinks it would be fun. So, we drink while watching. My friend passes out half-way through the movie. This whole time my GF has been teasing me mercilessly behind my friend’s back (literally, he is in front of us). Once she hears him snoring, she goes to town. Long story short, near the end of the movie we go a little crazy and it all ends in the ultimate blowjob complete to finish. Then the Death Star exploded. The end. Perhaps later tonight the Empire will strike back 😃 \*the relevance to the quoted post being that although we are all drinking heavy, the timing was juuuuust right! ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/75 "2011-01-14T11:27:46Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > The end. Perhaps later tonight the Empire will strike back 😃 It’s all fun and games until someone loses a hand. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/76 "2011-01-14T18:08:40Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > an American – no, not me – opened another BJ bar in the very same spot, Mike’s Place, and has made a go of it. Popular are his sporadic all-you-can-drink specials for 1200 baht (US$39) and which include one complimentary blowjob (and no, not from him). Wonder if Arlo Guthrie could be commissioned to write him a theme song. ---
**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/77 "2011-01-14T19:29:21Z")
I have a question for the guys: what is the best thing for your partner to do AS you’re coming? Keep going with the licking/stroking/what-have-you? Grip? Slow down? Stop? ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/78 "2011-01-14T19:39:17Z")
> [@xanthous](#): > > I have a question for the guys: what is the best thing for your partner to do AS you’re coming? Keep going with the licking/stroking/what-have-you? Grip? Slow down? Stop? Definitely keep going. At least, that’s my opinion. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/79 "2011-01-14T19:53:24Z")
> [@xanthous](#): > > I have a question for the guys: what is the best thing for your partner to do AS you’re coming? Keep going with the licking/stroking/what-have-you? Grip? Slow down? Stop? Go deeper, definitely keep going. If it’s not too much of a hijack, what’s the best thing to do as a female is coming? ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340/80 "2011-01-14T19:56:25Z")
> [@control-z](#): > > Go deeper, definitely keep going. > > If it’s not too much of a hijack, what’s the best thing to do as a female is coming? Speaking only for myself, keep going until I tell you to stop. For me, the transition from “don’t stop, don’t stop” to “OMG STOP NOW” is very sudden, and it’s going to basically be impossible for my partner to anticipate it on his own unless I tell him. Which I am not shy about doing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-blowjobs-and-you-and-vice-versa/567340.md?page=5)