# Better expected from Slug

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-expected-from-slug/405530>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [May 25, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-expected-from-slug/405530 "2007-05-25T19:58:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-expected-from-slug/405530/1 "2007-05-25T19:58:24Z")

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Is it just me, or is today’s illustration regarding [Hair today, more tomorrow? How effective are treatments for baldness?](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/070525.html) remarkably tame for a Slug Signorino picture? I mean, the article talks about castration for goodness sake!! And all we have is a nerdy guy with a comb over??

Slug, baby, pick up the pace!!! 😛

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-expected-from-slug/405530/2 "2007-05-25T20:24:36Z")

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[QUOTE=DSYoungEsq]  
Is it just me, or is today’s illustration regarding [Hair today, more tomorrow? How effective are treatments for baldness?](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/070525.html) remarkably tame for a Slug Signorino picture? I mean, the article talks about castration for goodness sake!! And all we have is a nerdy guy with a comb over??

Slug, baby, pick up the pace!!! 😛  
[/QUOTE]  
We all age, sooner or later. I’m guessing our hero(slug) just doesn’t have it any more.

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-expected-from-slug/405530/3 "2007-05-25T21:23:34Z")

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Well, I’d say that’s about the most phallic nose I’ve ever seen…

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**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/better-expected-from-slug/405530/4 "2007-05-25T21:32:50Z")

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**This is a medic emergency, someone fetch a Hooker, STAT**  
Slug’s giving Dexter a woody.