# Beverly Crusher and her sanctimony are single-handedly ruining TNG for me

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 30, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439 "2014-07-30T19:38:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/21 "2014-07-31T04:19:41Z")

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Dr. Crusher could be annoying, but at least she had a clearly defined role on the ship. _Deanna Troi_ on the other hand, was sanctimonious, annoying, useless and seemed to have no purpose on the show than to flash cleavage at the straight guys in the audience.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/22 "2014-07-31T04:32:24Z")

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Wasn’t there an episode where Crusher lead the Enterprise (successfully) against the Borg?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/23 "2014-07-31T05:02:02Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> What was the one where she goes to her Gran’s hoose on Planet Scotland Stereotype and falls in love with some raffish ghost and it turns out he was an alien living in a candle that used to seduce her grandmother because molecular cohesion? God I hated that one.

Not to mention that it was cribbed plot point for plot point from Anne Rice’s “The Witching Hour”.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/24 "2014-07-31T05:19:22Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Wasn’t there an episode where Crusher lead the Enterprise (successfully) against the Borg?

_Descent Part II_, the opener for season 7. But they weren’t the real Borg. They were the lame Lore-hijacked emo borg.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/25 "2014-07-31T05:38:27Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> She is so not hot.

Gotta disagree with you there. Maybe not quite for me, but I could certainly understand if she pings someone else’s meter.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/26 "2014-07-31T06:35:36Z")

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> [@Barking\_Dog](#):
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> That was so amazingly racist I wonder if Roddenberry was ever wronged in some way by an irishman. Seriously, they managed to cram in just about every stereotype there is about the irish, short of sheep buggering.

That’s the Welsh.

But for a TV show to successfully get away with cramming in Irish stereotypes, you need to go to _Father Ted_ for instruction - which was Irish-made and could get away with the kind of things that would have seen a howling mob in the streets if the BBC had done it. 😃

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/27 "2014-07-31T06:39:14Z")

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> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#):
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> I always thought Dr. Pulaski was a much more interesting character, and I was disappointed when they dropped her down the turbolift shaft.

You are correct and the people disagreeing with you might need to rewatch S2 because there’s a respectable amount of back and forth about Pulaski’s treatment of Data and I find the slightly bug-eyed outrage over her skepticism hilarious. I also never saw L.A. Law which I suspect colors some people a tetch too far.

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**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/28 "2014-07-31T07:05:03Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> I fully endorse this pitting.  
> And for desert, I’d like to add: **Up the Long Ladder:** that episode wherein the crew gets all pissy because a dying colony of humans had the gal to ask (then steal) for some of the crews DNA so they can keep their colony viable.
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> But no, the crew couldn’t have any of that, instead they forced them to shack up with a bunch of Irish Space hillbillies.

It’s ok because Riker banged the hot one first. At least this time he wasn’t uncomfortably pushy about it.

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**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/29 "2014-07-31T07:40:11Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> That’s the Welsh.
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> But for a TV show to successfully get away with cramming in Irish stereotypes, you need to go to _Father Ted_ for instruction - which was Irish-made and could get away with the kind of things that would have seen a howling mob in the streets if the BBC had done it. 😃

_Drink! Feck!_

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/30 "2014-07-31T08:45:38Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> Also, she had stupid hair. 😉

Oh god, her hair. It’s amazing how many ways her hair sucked, no matter how she wore it. I don’t even remember Pulaski’s hair, and that’s the way it should be.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/31 "2014-07-31T12:17:29Z")

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> [@appleciders](#):
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> It’s ok because Riker banged the hot one first. At least this time he wasn’t uncomfortably pushy about it.

And to be fair, this episode did have one of the great pickup lines in it…

Hot One: What’s the matter? Have ye not seen a woman before?  
Riker: I thought I had…

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**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/32 "2014-07-31T12:28:48Z")

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> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#):
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> I always thought Dr. Pulaski was a much more interesting character, and I was disappointed when they dropped her down the turbolift shaft.

Nicely done with the LA Law reference for the win.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/33 "2014-07-31T12:41:15Z")

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I actually ended up liking Deanna, though I was fully prepared to hate her. It is only the crushers I really hate!

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/34 "2014-07-31T14:51:04Z")

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> [@Don\_Draper](#):
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> Dr. Crusher could be annoying, but at least she had a clearly defined role on the ship. _Deanna Troi_ on the other hand, was sanctimonious, annoying, useless and seemed to have no purpose on the show than to flash cleavage at the straight guys in the audience.

I was always waiting for the episode where they revealed that “Ship’s Counselor” was a euphemism.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/35 "2014-07-31T14:55:56Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> I was always waiting for the episode where they revealed that “Ship’s Counselor” was a euphemism.

They didn’t think to call her “Ambassador.”

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/36 "2014-07-31T15:31:39Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> I actually ended up liking Deanna…

OK, it’s time for an intervention.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/37 "2014-07-31T15:44:30Z")

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> [@zbuzz](#):
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> “If there’s nothing wrong with me, maybe there’s something wrong with the universe!”

Come on. This is either tongue-in-cheek or it’s an all-time-great ‘so terrible it’s good’ line.

That aside, **Anaamika** is right. I haven’t watched TNG reruns in a long time because the last time I did I found I couldn’t stomach the sanctimonious 1990s liberalism. It hasn’t aged well, so it can be pretty painful even if the show shares your general political bent. I didn’t realize they put so many of these lines into Dr. Crusher’s mouth, but it makes sense.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/38 "2014-07-31T16:33:09Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Come on. This is either tongue-in-cheek or it’s an all-time-great ‘so terrible it’s good’ line.

No, there WAS something wrong with the universe. She was trapped in a shrinking warp bubble. Her “universe” was generated artifically and was not the “real” universe. (Which was all “the boy’s” fault - you Wesley haters can laugh now.:))

But it is still one of my favorite episodes.

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**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/39 "2014-07-31T16:35:46Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> No, there WAS something wrong with the universe. She was trapped in a shrinking warp bubble. Her “universe” was generated artifically and was not the “real” universe. (Which was all “the boy’s” fault - you Wesley haters can laugh now.:))
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> But it is still one of my favorite episodes.

I remember. It doesn’t change what I’m saying about that piece of dialogue.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beverly-crusher-and-her-sanctimony-are-single-handedly-ruining-tng-for-me/694439/40 "2014-07-31T16:44:50Z")

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> [@Don\_Draper](#):
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> Dr. Crusher could be annoying, but at least she had a clearly defined role on the ship. _Deanna Troi_ on the other hand, was sanctimonious, annoying, useless and seemed to have no purpose on the show than to flash cleavage at the straight guys in the audience.

“I sense hostility”

No shit!? I thought those phasers they were firing at us were a salute!:rolleyes:

But her real purpose on the ship was: “I sense horniness” Kneels, sound of velcro opening…assorted other noises…

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