# Beware the creepy talking apples

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-creepy-talking-apples/754793>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 14, 2016, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-creepy-talking-apples/754793 "2016-05-14T21:12:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-creepy-talking-apples/754793/1 "2016-05-14T21:12:05Z")

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When I was a kid [THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZftwCOkn80) commercial freaked me out. Now I’m old and [THIS ONE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7rehs07KOg) does.

Something about talking apples just gives me the creeps. :o

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2016, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-creepy-talking-apples/754793/2 "2016-05-14T23:33:16Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> When I was a kid [THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZftwCOkn80) commercial freaked me out. Now I’m old and [THIS ONE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7rehs07KOg) does.
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> Something about talking apples just gives me the creeps. :o

Re: the second commercial

:eek: GAAAAAH where’s his eyes where’s his eyes ew ew ew creepy make it stop! :eek:

(and shut up, I know it’s potatoes that have eyes, not apples :p)

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2016, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-creepy-talking-apples/754793/3 "2016-05-15T01:00:56Z")

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Better than Blue Meanie apples.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2016, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-creepy-talking-apples/754793/4 "2016-05-15T07:14:37Z")

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That second commercial is one creepy-looking apple.

The first one I never saw before. Of course, I’ve held a grudge against Apple Jacks ever since I was in fourth grade, and saw the meanest bully in my school walk up to the checkstand and buy a box.

Just like that! And they LET him!

Fuckin’ LIARS they were, at the Apple Jacks company. :mad:

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2016, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-creepy-talking-apples/754793/5 "2016-05-15T08:07:35Z")

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If you think apples are creepy, how about [this](http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/annoyingorange/images/f/fb/Ugly_Fruit.png/revision/latest?cb=20140704015227)?

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2016, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-creepy-talking-apples/754793/6 "2016-05-15T17:05:25Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> The first one I never saw before.

Probably because it’s from circa 1965 when I was 5 years old. They had that creepy thing on the [box](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/web03/2012/2/1/13/enhanced-buzz-9219-1328119642-17.jpg) too.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2016, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-creepy-talking-apples/754793/7 "2016-05-15T17:12:29Z")

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How do you feel about [singing apples](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgDfzdev-Hk)?

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**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2016, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-creepy-talking-apples/754793/8 "2016-05-15T22:11:52Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> When I was a kid [THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZftwCOkn80) commercial freaked me out. Now I’m old and [THIS ONE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7rehs07KOg) does.
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> Something about talking apples just gives me the creeps. :o

Does that nasty, talking apple TREE in the “Wizard of Oz” also creep you out? Maybe your fear stems from that scene?

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2016, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-creepy-talking-apples/754793/9 "2016-05-15T23:09:57Z")

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But we all _loved_ those singing, dancing California Raisins!

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beware-the-creepy-talking-apples/754793/10 "2016-05-16T00:22:13Z")

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> [@quiltguy](#):
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> Maybe your fear stems from that scene?

I saw what you did, there.
